The two of you approach the supposed popular porn star. He looked up, grinning, it was weird, this guy was oddly familiar to you, where had you seen that not so good looking face?"Could I help you ladies?" He asked. Hold the fuck up, this guy is British? Well with that accent, he is immediately 73 times hotter than before. Wait- you recognized him!
"A-are you the guy in all of those Brazzer ads on pornhub and the guy who always plays the burglar?" You ask, Tj glares at you while Danny starts to grin, showing all of his slightly crooked teeth.
"Fans, I'm guessing?" He asks.
"No Mr. Danny, my name is Julie Kiley," she said as she handed him a card,"Me and my associate here are giving you a proposition of a paid job, a scene on this ship."
The man thought for a moment, taking a bit of his food, then speaking," You do know I'm contracted to Brazzers right?"
"And my filming business is trying to partner with Brazzers, we will pay you handsomely."
"I'll have to just tell the mrs's, but sure, just a normal toss right?"
"Yes sir."
"Could I see a picture of her?"
"Yeah that's the thing... It's going to be a guy."
"... A guy."
"Understand Mr. D, our filming studio prides on appealing a female demographic rather than the more common straight male."
"Then why the hell would you want me, I don' think I'd 'appeal to the female demographic."
"Mr. D," Tj began,"Let me explain this; you have a gigantic dick. And basically, girls, they love that shit, not only that but you have a British accent and I don't know if you know this, the girls from America, and basically anywhere eat that shit up- so what I am proposing is for you to come up to my room that we've set up as a perfect set in two days from now, where we are filming a scene with Kyle Moss, a Texan if you will, and maybe play out a scene with him?"
He stared at Tj with a look similar to seeing a swan turn into a duck,"So you're saying woman love me because I got a big cock?"
You decided to interject to perhaps defuse the situation,"Mr. Danny, I think what my friend is trying to say is that the way you perform on camera, your dirty talking, the way your voice gets a bit deeper and a little raspy when you getting really turned on, the way you're kind of rough with all of them, and the humor you're able to pull off on camera really is an attraction to the girls watching your videos. Not to mention the fact that male homoerotica is also very popular with them. So basically what we're trying to do is were trying to get two stars; you who is mostly seen by the girls as very dominate and handsome one, and the other one who is very cute, effeminate... fuckable if you will.... But yes I also think your donkey dick has something to do with it as well."
Danny and Tj stared at you, your friend slightly opened mouth. The pornstar grinned again, clasping his hands together and rubbing them together," I like this one here," he said," alright, you've convinced me, I'll do it, on Tuesday you said? I want the money upfront, and I'll do it."
Tj sighed in relief," Perfect, it'll be a pleasure working with you, I will call you later about locations and and script."
Some hands were shocked and everyone went back to there meals. It was one of you favorite types of meals, and it was delicious. Tj nibbled at her food, scowling at it, mumbling about "that blond bastard" and "anal beads".
You got some food to go for Joji, what was on your mind right now was how you were going to handle tomorrow night, Gordon-niichan had been so kind to you, you didn't want to disappoint him.
Just then, you passed one of those big rooms used for events like parties and weddings, in it you could hear typing, you peeped in to see a man man sitting at a small desk in the middle of the room, typing away at a type writer...
He had a giant pile of books next to him and you realized what you had to do.
You had to steal a typewriter from Stephen King.
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Flamingo'd: Filthy Frankx Reader
FanfictionYou're a half- lycra half- human who has been living underground in a cavern for years, your only company being bat-squirrels and books. He's one of the filthiest people in the history of filth, the living embodiment of what a person should not be. ...