Flamingo'd: Filthy Frankx Reader

Chapter Twenty Three Magic Shaves

" So he's never had another... person before?" you ask, eating away at your gyro as you and Safari Man cross the road to get back to the apartment.

" Well, he has had companions in his life, but he either despises them now or does not  acknowledge the relationship," he explains, eating two gyros at once,"but for you and him, it's a bit different."

"How is it any different?" You ask, not letting any delicious food fly out of your mouth this time.

" Well, lets take a look at you; you and him have been doing this thing for a couple months now, already thats far longer than what Franku can pull off, you aren't
particularly strong lycra chromosome wise, nor do you have that many awesome talents. However, you bring something into his life that he doesn't get a lot of, rationality, at least, some of it."

"But... But what about you? You seem like somewhat well balanced guy," you said. However in the middle of you saying this, Safari man whipped out long binoculars and demonstrated excellent limbo skills to look up the skirts of some teenage girls.

" Trust me F/n- san, being able to live with him with no problems, you have to be almost as fucked he is, haha wow!"

" Could you please just call me chan? I'm still a woman in a guys body, if it wasn't for the darklord."

" And if it wasn't for Franku using his chromosomes to protect you, you could've turned out much worse."

" I know, I know, you told me that like fifteen minutes ago," you mumbled, you both finally got to the apartment, you opened Frank's door without knocking, and oh boy, do you wish you hadn't. There Frank stood, in his tight underwear, leaving nothing to the imagination, a gas mask stripped to his face while Pink Guy and Salamander Man were crawling in a cirle, both having dog collars on.

    " Am I... Am I interrupting something?" You ask, trying to keep your eyes on Frank's mask and keep them up there.

Frank takes off the mask, with something that looks like fruit punch or soda spill out of it," As a matter of fact F/n-

"Nyeeeees!"

"Correct Salamander man, yes, you are interrupting something, but oh! You brought Safari Man! Now we can continue the shaving  ceremony!"

" You guys... All shave at the same time?"

" Of course we do, mah man! If we didn't, there would be a total pardox!"

You decided to ignore how much this didn't make sense, like, were the going to do it anyway without Safari man? Yeah, best not to overthink it.

" Thank you for the Gyros F/n-chan, oh, and you should probably go shave, you're getting a bit of stubble."

"Thanks," you said, closing the door so you finally let your nose bleed. Frank looked so awesome in that! Maybe you could try doing something with that on him on a later date. Nothing had really seem to change between you and him, and you were thankful for that.

You felt your face, there was stubble there! After only one day? Does facial hair really grow this fast for some guys? What kind of sick joke is this?

You went back to the side walk to look for a store that sold shaving products, since the one you had was already worn out. You found a store and started looking through the various razors and creams to find the best value. But you started to get the feeling you were being watched. You looked up and indeed, someone was watching you! A black-skinned lycra with sunglasses.

    He defiantly was not ChinChin, but it seemed he was glaring directly at you for some reason.

"Teh hell u want m8," you growled, literally just making growling noises.

Then, in perfect English, the lycra yelled,"You took the man I love! I have to destroy you now!"