Flamingo'd: Filthy Frankx Reader

Chapter Twelve The Pair in a Lap

120000 Ch (Friday)

Realm 6.2

Bangcreek Mini mart

Your shift was finally over, you got your paycheck, and left the guy who took the next shift, a beauteous halfrican who went by the name Shoe. You nodded to him and proceeded to buy 300 dollars worth of soda, loaded it all up in a little red wagon, and began walking home. T.J. caught up to you, and she was unusually revealing today, wearing short shorts and a shirt that tried to exaggerate her double aa's.

You looked her over, she had her hair combed," I have to admit Julie, you like an 8.5 minimum."

She punched you in the arm, defiantly going to leave a bruise," Bitch plz! Maybe by lesbian standards! I am a solid ten, would bang!"

You roll your eyes, you're just glad your friend was finally moving on from the last guy," Listen, lets just say there's the chance that Salamander man doesn't want to do the do with you, which MAYDAY remind you, is the overshadowing chance, what then?"

"I will proceed to take a couple of sodas from this wagon, go to my apartment, pour myself two glasses of wine with some romantic candles and drink both of them, wrap myself in a burrito blanket and drunkenly buy my entire Amazon wishlist, because at that point, I've earned it."

"... You've really thought this out."

" When your're me, you got's to be ready for anything!"

"Is that why you bought birth control?"

"How do you know I bought birth control?"

"We're in Walgreen's, and you just bought it."

Julie looked around, indeed, all during the conversation you guys had walked into a Walgreens and she was now handing the money to the cashier.

"My subconscious knows me so well," she murmured.

~***~

When you guys made it to the apartment, luckily able to fit the wagon into the elevator You made knocked on your neighbor's door, a couple seconds later, you were welcomed by Prometheus, extra virgin olive oil glossing his entire body. A waterfall of drool starting pouring out of your mouth, Julie just looked at him for two seconds, literally two seconds, and then blood spurted out of her nose with such force that she was knocked off her feet and knocked unconscious. Once you got over the initial envy to touch his pecs, Prometheus motioned you to come in, and you dragged Julie in with.

Frank was sitting at a round table, Red Dick and some black guy on the other side of it. They were just staring intensely at each other.

You laid Julie on a couch and went to see what those three were doing.

After about thirty seconds, the black guy suddenly threw a kiwano at Frank, to attempted to whack it with a fly-swatter, but it ended up hitting him in the face, he then fell to the floor, and began to cry like a bitch. He finally noticed you were standing there and immediately stood up and leaned against the wall all tough-like.

"Sup, girl."

" Ehhhhh, I brought the... soda."

He snaps his fingers, and Salamander man hands him a switch blade, he walks over to the wagon, picks up a can of grape fizzy, and stabs into the side of it. He starts to drink the contents, smacking his lips and humming in approval.

"Gotta say F/n boy, I knew you had your sources, but I didn't know it was this pure, wow!"

"Are you done treating the soda like cocaine? I'm really not in the mood," you could just feel that migraine coming. Any moment now.

" Almost- We just need to make sure you aren't pulling a fast one on us," he snaps his fingers again, nothing happed, he snapped them again, then again, then a couple more times," Salamander man what the hell!?"

You look over at the unusual Lycra- person who was over by the couch. He sat next to the unconscious Julie, gazing her over. He leaned closer to her, and lightly dragged his long tongue over her cheek. She then came to, nearly punching Salamander man as a form of defense, whilst yelling,"RAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!"

"Ny-Nooooo!"

Everyone in the room turned toward the two. Salamander man had actually said 'no'! Wow. Julie realized who it was. Her face turned red as she sat the other direction away from him. "I- I'm sorry. I just- you know how it is..."

"MM. mm."

"So uh.. your name is Salamander man?"

"Nyeess!"

She saw the nipple rubbing and giggled," So you always rub your nipples like that?"

"NYEEEES!"

" And why's that?"

"Nyeees...."

"Is that so? Well-" she whispered something to him. His eyes widened and he stopped rubbing his nipples for a couple seconds.

"How's that sound?"

"Ny- Nyesss!"

"Well, before we go off doing something like that, we should at least know a little about each other, shouldn't we?"

"Nyees!"

You at this point have completely faded from whatever was going on there, and checked out what Frank was doing before. Apparently the goal was to wait for an indefinite amount of time until one of them threw a piece of fruit, then try to block it.

After several rounds with 9 wins and 11 losses, you decided to call it a day.

" Uh, hey Julie, you gonna be okay if I go?"

"Yeah it's fine," she was still on the couch with Salamander man, now pretty much in his laps as they talked about whatever the fuck they were talking about.

," I'll be fine, you have a good a night."

"Alright, se-SEMEN! you guys."

You got back into your apartment, but not even a second after you had closed the door. There was a knock. Of course, if was Frank.

"What the hell do you-"

"Can we sleep together tonight?"