Realm 814.1879
Sex Forest Realm (No longer in use)
" So Frank-"
"Yes boy-girl?
" My name is T.J."
" F/n was calling you a guy, but you're a girl."
"Some people call you a genius with your videos that take an ironic turn with the concept of racism, as well as the perfect example of 'cultural irony', and sometimes they call you a virgin cock jokey, does that mean I can call you an ironic virgin cock jockey?"
" I you can just call me the PUSSY FARMER!"
" And I you can just call me T.J."
Frank stared at Trevor for a couple seconds, and then looked back over t you, and you were trying not to laugh at how served Frank had gotten. Like, Cheesecake Factory served.
"Is T.J. like this all the time?" Frank asked you. You gave a look that you tried to make say 'Are you really asking that.'
" You can call him a dog on fire, cuz dis bitch just BURNED you! YEEEEEAAAAAAHH...." you proceeded to walk a total of thirty feet away from the group. But then you saw it.
"Wow..." you whispered. Everyone in the group, of which consisted of Frank, T.J., Salamander man, Red Dick, you, and some flying robot-helicopter holding a camera that was called 'Drone'(but unfortunately not Pink Guy because he had been recovering from internal bleeding after having push pins in his bum) gathered around where you were standing to see the glorious pentagram, lush with green glass and old chicken blood. It was... sort of beautiful. I mean- not spiritually- heavens no! Just... the scenery around it looked nice.
"Huh, seems the map was a bit off- whelp that's what I get for hiring banana people to make em I guess!" Frank said, tossing it behind him, which was swiftly grabbed and consumed by Red Dick. The group made there way to the pentagram, and as you came closer, you saw it wasn't a star at all! It was in fact-
"A giant cock, wow!"
Indeed! It was a giant cock! It's long elegant feathers carved with the greatest of detail, making the reader realizes it isn't a penis but just a literal drawing of a rooster. You began to doubt if that chicken blood was even blood, and you weren't really sure how you were able to mistake a giant chicken for an upside down star. Weird. And with your immense amount of sodas, you guys started going to work. Pouring soda into the crevices that made up the pentagram- if you could call it that. You all stood at the edge of a circle, Franck took something wrapped in tin foil out of a plastic bag, probably a burrito.
He walked backwards while muttering something you couldn't hear, his eyes were rolling up into his head- but that was something you used to.
Suddenly a figured appeared in the middle of the circle. A... Black Lycra? Not like brown people black, just... Black.
"ORE WA OCHINCHIN DAISKI NANDAYO!/ Lol hey 'sup fuck heads"
You began to feel immense fear, like you shouldn't be here. It was dangerous. But then Frank spoke up-
" Lord Chin Chin, I ask of you to please create the weeaboo barrier around my realm, I mean, yeah I could just lock the door, but Salamander Man and Safari Man just continue to let these evil entities into the house!"
"Nyeees!"
"Eehhh ore wa... Ochinchin/ and what's in it for me cunt ?"
"For a years worth of protection, I have boughten you a mean-ass burrito."
" mmmmnnn.. Nandayo/ I suppose it could be a deal," he said, picking up the mentioned object and taking a bite into it. Immediately spitting out like poorly made shoeshine.
"ORE WA- OCHINCHIN DAISKI NANDAYO/ What is this bullshit?! It's not a burrito, it's a goddamn wrap!"
"Red Dick, why the hell did you get a wrap? I told you burrito!" Franku yelled to the spectacle Lycra-person, who replied with shrugging. Drone was sort of just there filming, not really doing jack-shit.
" Ore wa... ochinchin daiski! NANDAYO!/ Getting my hopes up and then wreking them! You just wreked my hopes you shit-face! This will be punished most severely!"
"Please Dark Lord! Have mercy! Their one and a half girls here as a matter of fact!"
"Hey!"Trevor scowled.
"Ochinchin nandayo/ lol yeah about that the lycra girl is who imma punish a bit then."
"WHAT?!" Frank and you yelled at the same time.
"Ore wa ochinchin daiski nandayo!/ Lol her bitch ass mother thought she could hide you from me until you were strong enough- frost the dreams- and now- i take a part of you!" he snapped his fingers and a sharp pain shot through your abdomen. You rolled on the ground trying to comfort the ache, suddenly, you felt warmth running down your thigh. You were so confuse and scared that you sputtered out sounds of dropping a sick beat.
"Oh god! A- am I bleeding?!" You look into your sweatpants and at your thighs, startled to see the red staining the blue Lycra skin," Jesus! Holy shit! Did you- oh my god did you just rip out my hymen?!"
" Ochinchin daiski nanayo/ Lol yeah, still a virgin though, now i can do this to you." the Overlord replied, you had just gotten to your feet when he snapped his fingers again, you felt like a fat buffalo knocked into you. Everything sort of... went black.
A/N: Chapter Eighteen is for some reason 'private' and I NO idea how to make it unprivated. I have no idea if it makes the story unreadable, if it does, please tell me, and if it doesn't still tell me. In the case that it does, go to my profile, I've posted a link, and someone please tell me how to make it public!
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Flamingo'd: Filthy Frankx Reader
FanfictionYou're a half- lycra half- human who has been living underground in a cavern for years, your only company being bat-squirrels and books. He's one of the filthiest people in the history of filth, the living embodiment of what a person should not be. ...
