Newsies head cannons

Newsies Game Night (Jenga)

While playing Jenga:

Mush: I set it up, let's play!

Jack: I WANNA GO FIRST

Snipeshooter: Shouldn't the youngest go first? Also known as me??

Jack: So what I'm young at heart!

Blink: well if young at heart means the one with the least maturity Race should go first.

Race: *eating goldfish after dumping them in water* hey!! Rude! *pause* but yes I will go first!

*arguments ensue and the table gets bumped making Jenga fall before they even begin*

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Jack: Davey! Ya gotta move, we've been waiting five minutes!

Davey: Hey I'm trying to find a good piece.

Boots: look Davey that piece is good *starts to touch the tower*

Skittery: DONT TOUCH THE TOWERRRRR (literal rules police)

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(Game continues)

Blink: Crutchie, ain't no way you is getting that piece.

Crutchie: Aw yeah fellas? Watch da masta! *pulls out crazy piece with ease*

*other newsies now afraid of Crutchie's power....*

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Davey: Race, I told you a thousand times, pulling out the last bottom piece ISNT gonna work.

Race: How much ya wanna bet?

Davey: Nothing! It just won't work.

Race: Now ya see Dave, there is odds to everything and this here is no exception! Now this may seem impossible to you but there is always hope whether it be for life or for Jenga. My grandmotha used to tell me...*starts dramatic speech with examples that don't make sense with jenga whatsoever*

Davey: *tearing up* ok Race I believe you, go ahead.

*someone bumps the table AGAIN and Jenga falls*

*exasperated sigh from everyone*

Race: Guess me grandmudda never figured for shakey tables

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The newsies have FINALLY set up and played Jenga without someone or something causing disaster. It's Jack's turn and it looks nearly impossible.

Jack: Everybody stay back! If anyone bumps this table I'm gonna soak them!!

*all the boys three feet away, the older ones keeping the younger ones behind them to prevent accidents in a very dramatic fashion*

Crutchie: You got this Jack

Mush: Come on Jack!

*intense silence as Jack makes his move*

Spot: *Slams door open* Hey 'Hatten what'd I miss??

*jenga tower falls over because of the door slam*

*every newsie proceeds to throw their hat at Spot and groan and shout leading to a giant commotion and no Jenga ever getting finished*