𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐆𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐒, k.jacobs

FIVE.

FIVE ;
your moms ring in your pocket

SEX HAVERS (+FRIENDS)
karl, quackity, dream, sapnap, george

karl
hi guys
I know none of you are actually
very great at this stuff but there's
no shot you can be worse than me

quackity
yeah mr "goes to propose to longtime gf and come out of it broken up"
sorry that was kinda fucked up

karl
and also true
but not broken up officially
just a break
this isn't permanent

dream
okay Ross
what do you want

karl
😐

sapnap
stfu dream
what's wrong karl

karl
I might've forgotten to tell
my mom about me and marley

george
you told all of twitter but
not your parents???

karl
twitter asks a lot of questions
I just wanted to get it over with

dream
wtf
parents ask a lot of questions too

karl
OKAY I GET IT
I JUST DIDNT TELL THEM OKAY

quackity
woahh karl 😳
why was that kinda...

dream
QUACKITY WHAT THE FUCK
READ THE ROOM

karl
ANYWAYS
I never told my parents and they don't have twitter and if they do I KNOW they aren't following my private

george
karl
can u just get on with what the problem is
i've aged 20 years waiting for the gossip

karl
that's kinda messed up dude

george
so is dragging this out
what happened

karl
well
my moms birthday is coming up
and she doesn't know marley and
I aren't currently together and I don't really want to tell her
are you seeing my problem here

sapnap
dude you really screwed yourself over
maybe you should idk talk to marley about this
since
you know
she's the one thats either going
to have to go with you or be the
reason you tell your mom what happened

quackity
is now a bad time to ask what actually happened again
because there's no way she hated you so much that the thought of spending the rest of your lives together made her dump you immediately
you guys were literally together for years she could have just said no

karl
BREAK!!!
NOT PERMANENT!!!

quackity
OKAY JEEZ BREAK
MY BAD

karl
i'm just bad at wording things okay
I could tell she was nervous and I already was too and then she started asking questions and I had total word vomit and when I was
you know
trying to ask her
I worded it in a way that made it seem like I wanted to break up
and then she was like ??? you can't not clarify what you meant when you say something like that
which is true
but I didn't wanna be like "oh I just butchered a proposal lol how would you feel if I just asked you now??"
and my mom gave me her engagement ring and I just couldn't bring myself to tell her
clearly i'm having a pretty bad time now so if you guys could just give me some suggestions on how to get out of this mess that would be appreciated 👍🏻

dream
woah
that was a lot
um
what did you say that made her think that

karl
...
it's embarrassing

sapnap
motherfucker
would you rather be embarrassed or never have marley in your life again

karl
okay fine I said something like "I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore" which was immediately going to be followed up by "I want to be your husband" and then she panicked before I could finish talking and then I panicked and now I haven't seen her in a month

quackity
karl
I love you lots but you're a goddamn idiot
why the FUCK would you even consider proposing to someone like that???

karl
IT WAS WORD VOMIT
I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THAT
I HAD IT ALL PLANNED OUT AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING TO GO PERFECTLY AND THEN I FUCKED UP
I know i'm an idiot I promise
just
I don't even know what to do right now
how do breaks usually even work?

george
they don't

dream
GEORGE
CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK IM
IM TRYING TO THINK

george
no ???
i'm right
breaks don't work they're usually just an unofficial break up
people don't typically end up getting back together once they realize they're okay on their own

karl
gee thanks for your support man 😐
real helpful
telling me that the love of my life is going to realize she's okay without me after I fucked everything up

george
that's not exactly what I was saying actually

karl
no?
because that's what I got from that message

george
what you think people aren't allowed to be okay without each other?
your relationship would be so unhealthy if you couldn't be okay unless you were around the other person

karl
i'm still not understanding how that was helpful at all

george
well I didn't say it always happened
I know it was unintentional but you hurt her karl
she's probably livid with you right now while also missing you like crazy and she needs to realize that she can be okay without you
but she doesn't have to want to

sapnap
is anybody else freaked the fuck out rn
because gogy was the LAST person I expected to have even a little bit of relationship advice

george
well I don't have anything better to do at the moment

quackity
i'm speechless
that caught me so off guard

dream
don't listen to those idiots karl
just talk to her about your moms party first
baby steps and all that

karl
thanks dream
appreciate you man

dream
anytime <3
don't fuck this up though karl
or i'll be forced to be #teamMars

karl
I wouldn't even be able to blame you to be fair
i'm team mars always

sapnap
me too 👍🏻

A/N
i'm BORED
( also karl chapter ever 5 chapters hehe )