THIRTY ONE ;
mini golf
messages !
HELLO!!!
mars, karl, sapnap, dream, quackity, george
karl
hi guys
george
hi...?
is it safe to be in this chat rn?
I've been avoiding it like the plague
karl
yes gogy it's safe
but only because someone locked
me out and won't answer my messages smh
sapnap
locked you out ?
of your house ??
that you live in TOGETHER ???
karl
yes
sapnap
I am so normal about this information !!
dream
@marley let the poor boy inside
quackity
she said no
karl
:(
dream
I am so confused
sapnap
mars what the fuck
whyd you lock him out??
karl
for no reason !!
quackity
um no that's not true bestie
they went mini golfing and he kept kicking her golf ball out of the way before it went in the hole
george
why tf do you know that out of everyone
quackity
oh bc i'm facetiming her
duhhh
karl
😐
mars
😐
karl
she lives!
hi mars :] can you let me back
inside now before i'm forced to climb
through a window?
quackity
she said no
karl
well I won't believe that until
she says it herself
mars
no
dream
I'm starting to think some very important pieces of information have been kept from me
mars
alex already told you why karl's
locked outside tho ?
dream
YOU KNOW THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN
I DIDNT KNOW YOU TWO
WERE ON GOOD ENOUGH TERMS
TO BE LIVING TOGETHER AGAIN
mars
oh I actually didn't know that
was what you were talking about
surprise !!
dream
HOW DID YOU FORGET TO TELL ME
mars
STFU KARL TOLD ME HE TOLD
EVERYONE ALREADY
quackity
I knew he didn't 🥰
sapnap
well why the fuck didn't
you SAY SOMETHING
dream
I need a drink
or therapy
you guys put me through too
much emotional distress please
never do it again
george
well I wouldn't say never do it again
not the breaking up part but the emotionally distressing him
helps me win at every single imessage game 👍🏻
sapnap
gogy.
you're a terrible person
mars
idk just sounds kinda smart to me
good one gogs!!
george
thank you marley
i'm glad someone understands how much of a genius I am
mars
well I wouldn't say genius
maybe just a little bit smarter
than the average british man
george
😐
dream
I can't believe you said george using my FEELINGS against me for his own gain was SMART ?????
mars
I mean it kind of was
it wasn't very nice that's for sure
but gogy did what everyone else would have if they were in the same situation
karl
hi :] I don't mean to interrupt but I just thought i'd correct you real quick george
we were NOT broken up
carry on !!
george
hmm
kinda weird that marley didn't
correct me while she telling me
how smart and cool I am
quackity
she DEFINITELY didn't say cool
when talking about you georgenotfound
george
ugh whatever
still called me smart
dream
STOP TRYING TO MAKE THEM FIGHT AGAIN I CANT HANDLE MUCH MORE OF THAT HELL
karl
neither can I 😅
sapnap
mars did you let him back inside yet?
mars
yes
karl
NO
she's lying
she's just staring at me through the window and laughing :(
mars
snitches get stitches karl jacobs.
quackity
idk why he's even complaining 🙄 she just hung up on me to let him back in the house
karl
I can complain if I want to alex quackiry
it's been an emotional couple of months okay let me feel my feelings
mars
yeah! let him feel his feelings!
quackity
ugh
I forgot how annoying you two are
bye
A/N
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Fanfiction"Love slipped beyond your reaches, and I couldn't give a reason, Champagne problems" or "How did this even happen?" "I guess a good place to start is whenever you fell out of love with me."
