NINETEEN ;
third wheeling
messages !
3/3
marley, tina, sapnap
TINA🌻
marley
please stop locking alex out of the house
he keeps blowing up my phone and telling on you and I just really don't know what he expects ME to do about it when i'm not even there
saturn🪐
HES TELLING ON ME???,
sapnap
he also messaged me something very similar
but it was a lot flirtier than that
😏
saturn🪐
yuck
didn't ask
sapnap
???
no need to be MEAN
saturn🪐
I didn't mean it i'm sorry
alex is like a toddler with severe
adhd man i'm exhausted
TINA🌻
have you considered the fact that
maybe you were already exhausted?
saturn🪐
impossible
I get a healthy 2-4 hours a night
sapnap
how are you alive
saturn🪐
spite
and curiosity
but mostly spite
dumb question
next !!
sapnap
someone clearly needs a nap 😒
TINA🌻
can you maybe stop antagonizing
the loml sapnap???
it's so fucked up honestly
saturn🪐
😳
TINA🌻
😳
sapnap
stop it
don't you assholes know I third
wheel enough in my life?
saturn🪐
i'm telling on you
sapnap
dreams just gonna laugh and agree :'(
saturn🪐
are you trying to change my mind ?
sapnap
😐
saturn🪐
love u bestie 🥰
TINA🌻
AHEM
sorry i'm just trying to clear my throat
WINK WINK
I also have a knife in my eye or something
😶
saturn🪐
I don't think i'm qualified to help
you in this situation tina
TINA🌻
that's okay!!
I can be cured if you just tell me
you love me more than sapnap 👍🏻
sapnap
Marley.
You better fucking not
TINA🌻
:))))
saturn🪐
I feel like I might get yelled at
either way so...
sapnap
yeah you prob will 😐
TINA🌻
you might so it would be best to tell the truth and just say me 😄👍🏻
saturn🪐
but what if he starts crying :(
sapnap
I will if you break my heart mars
SLASH THREAT
TINA🌻
it's okay :) you can say it to the cry baby
I know the truth and I also would NEVER threaten you like that :)
just saying :)))))))
saturn🪐
STOP TRYING TO EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATE ME WHEN IM
EXHAUSTED AND VULNERABLE
SICKOS
sapnap
BUT NOW IS THE EASIEST TIME ASSHOLE
when tf else am I supposed to ???
saturn🪐
how about never
sapnap
you're asking too much of me
wtf man
TINA🌻
i'm afraid i'm going to have to
agree with him 😔
saturn🪐
you people are despicable
I love patches the most final answer
A/N
karl chapter next :D
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