"Love slipped beyond your reaches, and I couldn't give a reason, Champagne problems"
or
"How did this even happen?"
"I guess a good place to start is whenever you fell out of love with me."
sapnap well well well you'll never guess what I heard from a certain fiancé of mine
saturn🪐 yeah you're right I probably never will what did he say?
sapnap why didn't you ask which one I was talking about
saturn🪐 because I know you're talking about karl
sapnap okay well I AM but you still could've asked it's the polite thing to do I would've done it for you
saturn🪐 i've never had a fiancé before idiot
sapnap it was a hypothetical situation I was talking about actually anyways he said that you guys hung out this weekend! are you guys getting the band back together ?????
saturn🪐 the...band??? no I wouldn't say that I just went for his moms birthday that's all i wouldn't really say that as hanging out
sapnap nope it definitely counts did you guys make up? or make out ;)
saturn🪐 NO GET OUT OF HERE
sapnap god that was the worst news i've heard all day you could've lied for my sake you know
saturn🪐 you are literally the most annoying person I know ( lovingly) I can't believe we've been friends since we were 10 HOW have I not flown over and kicked your ass yet
sapnap shut up you love me
saturn🪐 not enough to spare you from my wrath mf
sapnap HAHA PLEASE I COULD KICK YOUR ASS NO PROBLEM
saturn🪐 stfu little baby man no you could NOT last time we met up I beat you when we had a thumb war literally 4/5 times I am superior in all ways
sapnap really what about keeping a bf
saturn🪐 FUCK U BETWEEN YOU SND ALEX YOU HAVE BOTH MADE STUPID ASS JOKES LIKE THAT I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
sapnap that was a bit of an overreaction don't you think bestie 🤨
saturn🪐 no if anything it was an under reaction is that a word don't care it is now 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
sapnap now that was just uncalled for
saturn🪐 no it wasn't asshole i'm telling dream to go in your room and kick your ass
sapnap haha what a weird coincidence I think he's knocking on my door right now
saturn🪐 woah that's crazy
sapnap
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saturn🪐 :)
sapnap I hate your fucking guts you snake ass bitch YOU TOLD ON ME ????
saturn🪐 MF I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO I GAVE YOU A HEADS UP
sapnap OKAY WELL WTF WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO???? THERES ONLY ONE DOOR IN MY ROOM ASSHOLE
saturn🪐 idk man jump out the window or something? it's also not my problem you were being a dick you totally had it coming
sapnap HE PUNCHED ME IN THE ARM 4 TIMES AND THEN TOOK HIS SHOE OFF AND THREW IT AT MY GODDAMN HEAD
saturn🪐 should've made it 5 times tbh you deserve it 🥰
sapnap that's fucked up mars
saturn🪐 don't care didn't ask
sapnap you're actually the worst get help
saturn🪐 no fuck u
sapnap WHATEVER i'm going to go call gogy and complain about my mean best friends 😔
saturn🪐 HAHAHA he's definitely going to care mhmm absolutely
sapnap I hope you know that words hurt and now i'm going to have to cry myself to sleep :'(
saturn🪐 welcome to the club loser
sapnap stop it you can't say shit like that when i'm trying to guilt you mars that's literally playing dirty
saturn🪐 🥰
A/N
hi guys short chapter with barely any angst!! Crazy!! Although I should remind you that it's chapter 10 next and that's a Karl chapter and I also already have 700 words done as of rn and it is very angsty so enjoy the short break while it lasts hehe ( there lauren happyish chapter for now <3 )
