(I feel like doing yo mama jokes and they have a yo mama joke war later)
*Elsa and Brit*
Brit: Elsa, yo mama so stupid! It took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Elsa: well, yo mama so fat she sank the titanic!
Brit: yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a price!
Elsa: yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida!
Brit: not bad
Elsa: thanks
*Kristoff and Olaf*
Olaf: yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles!
Kristoff: yo mama so bald you can see what's on her mind!
Olaf: oh yeah well, Yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone!
Kristoff: yo mama so stupid... Sits on the TV and watches the couch!
Olaf: not bad
Kristoff: thanks
*Anna and Hans*
Anna: yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Hans: yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio!
Anna: yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Hans: yo mama so ugly when she joined a ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals!"
Anna: not bad
Hans: thanks
(Yo Mama Joke War)
- Team one Elsa and Brit- First up Elsa
- Team two Kristoff and Olaf- First up Olaf
- Team three Anna and Hans- First up Anna
#Round one#
[Ding Ding Ding]
Elsa: Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Kristoff/Hans: (laughs)
Anna: yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Brit/Kristoff: (laughs)
Olaf: yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone!
[Ding Ding Ding]
- Team one Elsa and Brit- First up Brit
- Team two Kristoff and Olaf- First up Kristoff
- Team three Anna and Hans- First up Hans
#Round two#
[Ding Ding Ding]
Brit: yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a price!
Olaf/Anna: (laughs)
Kristoff: yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
Anna/Elsa: (laughs)
Hans: yo mama so ugly she joined a ugly contest, and they said "Sorry, no professionals!"
Elsa/Olaf: (laughs)
[Ding Ding Ding]
- Team one Brit and Elsa- All up
- Team two Kristoff and Olaf- All up
- Team three Anna and Hans- All up
#Round three#
[Din Ding Ding]
Elsa: yo mama so fat she sank the titanic!
Brit: yo mama so so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida!
All but Team one: (laughs)
Kristoff: yo mama so bald you can see what's on her mind!
Olaf: yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles!
All but Team two: (laughs)
Anna: yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and staved!
Hans: yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio!
All but Team three: (laughs)
[Ding Ding Ding]
Who is the ultimate Yo Mama Joke teller? Who ever won the most rounds wins!
WINNER of round one: Elsa
WINNER of round two: Kristoff
WINNER of round three: Olaf
WINNER of the war: Team Two Kristoff And Olaf!!
Brit: they are good
Anna: yeah
Hans: and funny
Elsa: totally
Anna: good job guys
Kristoff: thank you
Olaf: yeah
Brit: (yawning) well I'm off to bed
Elsa: why
Brit: because it's 1:40am
Hans: wow
Brit: yeah, goodnight
All but Brit: goodnight
