Teacher: hi everyone!
Class: (slights)
Teacher: I see you are excited so did anyone do something fun last night?
(A couple kids go)
Teacher: ok, now we will be talking about "How Alcohol affects the body" now can anyone name any... Oh also here is how to know someone is drunk
1) lack of balance
2) disorientation
3) dilated pupils
4) speaking half English and half gibberish
5) making bad jokes
6) bad memory
7) throwing up
(He wrote the word alcohol and circled it)
Boy 1: beer
Boy 2: vodka
Girl 1: champlain
Teacher: ok (he writes them on the broad)
Brit: uhhh... (The alcohol talk is making her tummy sick)
Teacher: ok, now what happens after you drink alcohol?
Boy 1: you get sick
Boy 2: you get a hangover
Teacher: but how do you get a hangover like how does alcohol make you drunk
Brit: blood scram
Teacher: yeah and here is a very good reason why you don't drink while pregnant, it can get into the beast milk and hurt the baby
Brit: oh
Teacher: also you'll come along problems were people mate peer pressure you into drinking and don't drink and drive because if you are pulled over you can get a DWI
also known as Driving While Intoxicated and now let's get to work (the bell rings)
(Back home)
Brit: hi
Anna: hey Brit, I know you started health today and can you help me and Olaf find out what's wrong with Hans, Kristoff, and Elsa
Brit: I'll try (she thinks they're drunk and looks for signs of them being drunk)
Anna: what are you doing?
Brit: looking for signs of being drunk
Olaf: what are the signs?
Brit: (they have Lack of balance) Lack Of Balance, (she snaps her fingers and they look away) disorientation, (she looks into their eyes) dilated pupils, (she talks to them and they speak half English and half gibberish) half English half gibberish, (they make bad jokes about a movie) making bad jokes, (she looks for bad memory) hi guys, do you remember Anna and Olaf? (They have bad memory) bad memory
Anna: that's a lot of signs
Brit: yeah, well bad news they are drunk and but good news they didn't show the last sign but for them to get better soon they need to drink coffee
Olaf: ok and what is the sign?
Brit: throwing up
(The drunk people run to the bathroom and throw up)
Brit: I was wrong
Elsa: can someone hold my hair while I drive this bus?
Anna: sure! I'll help her
Olaf: I know it's gross but I want to watch her drive the bus
Brit: me too
(In the bathroom)
Anna: turn right!
Elsa: (she turns the sit)
Brit: turn signal!
Elsa: (she hits the turn signal and herds a flush)
Olaf: this is so funny!
Both: yeah!
Olaf: left turn and don't forget the turn signal!
Elsa: I'm ok now
Anna: ok
(12 hours later they all feel better)
