"I was under the impression you people were more of the seafaring or freighthopping types, if you know what I mean."
"Really? Huh. I guess swimming or treading would be faster, but that'd be bad for my things here. Trains are usually either too light or too tight for me, personally. Usually the same for boats, too, unless you know of any ships that could carry me without issue, sir?"
"Eh, not around here, big guy. Plenty of trekkers like you go out and about a lot these days, crossing countries like their hopscotch squares for whatever reason. Yet, I don't think I've ever heard of one willingly stopping at a checkpoint, let alone for entry permission."
"Well, there's a first time for everything."
"Indeed, so I hope you know what you're getting yourself into by 'doing the right thing.' Two forms of ID, please."
Meanwhile,
"See? If this big fucker can supply documentation like a quality citizen, then there is no excuse for those lowlife--"
"Allow me to butt in and remind you that I am not above leaving this car. For the sake of this vacation, we are not getting into that today."
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