BTS Oneshots - Taking Requests

Drop of Love - Taekook (Smut)

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Rating - M (smut, profanity)

There was a problem. A big one (probably literally). You were attracted to two dangerously handsome men. They were like the devil with their sharp jawlines and gorgeous eyes. Jealously coursed through your veins whenever you thought about them, but there wasn't much you could do except pawn for them in your room at night. Your two best friends: Jeon Jungkook and Kim Taehyung.

All three of you were single and sexual, meaning you as a trio made sex jokes like there was no tomorrow. It was almost impressive (and concerning) how often there was sexual tension between you three. Sometimes it'd be between Jungkook and Taehyung, other times between you and Tae, of course the times with you and Jungkook, but more often, it was all three of you undressing each other with your eyes. You wondered if it would ever stop.

Now, sitting on your bed with your phone in your hand, you pondered if you should call them to hang out. Go to the mall, cook a meal here, watch a movie and cuddle. The possibilities were endless. You knew they were off early today, so neither of them were working at the moment. They would accept the invite as soon as you sent it. So what was holding you back? Maybe the pit in your stomach that had you squeezing your legs together? The desire you held for them was thrusting into your mind, making your vision cloudy. Was that wrong of you? To fantasize about your best friends wanting you the same way you wanted them? It felt wrong, but it also didn't... if that made sense.

Your fingers opened your phone before you could stop yourself, but your brain halted you before you sent the text to your group chat. How do you admit to your two best friends that you were horny and wanted to make those sex jokes a reality? Oh yeah - by teasing!

3 Musketeers

Me: Wanna bang?

Regina George in buff bunny form: Yes, obviously

Gucci Sniffer: Sure.

Me: Wait, really?

Gucci Sniffer: Why not lol

Regina George in buff bunny form: Why would we say no?

Me: You guys replied pretty fast

Gucci Sniffer: I know I'm not hearing judgement from you

Me: And if you were?

Gucci Sniffer: I'd teach you a lesson.

Me: Is this the part where I say daddy?

You got left on read after that, your nails going to your lips so you could bite on them. That was supposed to be a joke, you were going to put hang in asterisks after it to make it look like a typo - a sex joke. Now the joke was becoming reality. Wow. Life really was like Wattpad.

Minutes later, there was a knock at your door, and you weren't surprised to see Taekook behind it. They were grinning as if you didn't just ask to fuck. They came in without permission, Jungkook kicking the door shut behind him. "Someone's angry," you joked, but it was a bad joke. It resulted in Jungkook smirking, and God damn, he was hot in general, but when he smirked? Alright, RIP your heart. You could barely handle this anymore.

"Nice carpet," Tae said, pointing to it.

"Thanks, but it's not Gucci."

"That's fine, I just hope you have a strong vacuum."

"Why?"

"Because by the time Jungkook and I are done with you, the carpet might have a couple stains on it."