A Blooming Love Story (Erehisu)

Chapter 14

Warning: Sexual Themes

It wasn't a good idea. Eren doesn't know why he agreed to do it with Reiner. He was getting stressed with his schoolwork that week and Reiner offered cannabis beef jerky. Yes, weed-infused with beef jerky. Eren was skeptical because he had never heard of such a creation. Although, an hour after eating some with Reiner, things were looky trippy. A bit funnier.

Eren and Reiner lay high on their living room couch while playing the 'Attack on Titan' game.

Reiner: "Pineapples?"

Eren: "Pineapples."

Reiner: "CG?

Eren: "CG, RCG, and backshots."

Reiner whistles. "Damn, I know you play monopoly but I didn't know you're sweeping the board! Knowing you, you probably love backshots."

"The view is better there."

Reiner laughs. "You're one lucky guy."

After hearing their conversation of pineapples and CG? Connie, whose room was opened, finally popped his head out. "What the hell are you guys talking about?"

Eren: "Backshots."

Connie: "What is that?"

Eren: "You don't know? Who have you been hanging out with all this time?" He laughs.

Connie: "Slow down on the beef jerky."

Reiner: "You're so innocent, Connie. If I tell you, I think you're going to see our queen in a new light."

Connie: "Huh? Just tell me."

Reiner motions for Connie to walk to him. Once he's there, Reiner leans and whispers into Connie's ear whose face slowly turns red.

Connie: "Ere-Eren!"

Eren: "What?"

Connie: "I-how can you do that on a twin-xl?"

Eren: "You do what you can to make it work."

Reiner: "Can't believe this bastard is bragging. We get it, you got the goddess who is kind, smart, popular, rich, BEAUTIFUL, and good in bed. What a shame she rejected me."

Connie: "Didn't take you as a gossiper, Eren."

Eren: "I'm not. I think this high is getting to me. Everything that I say, better not leave this room or else I'm cutting you guys' balls."

Reiner: "Damn, so aggressive. I promise."

Connie: "I rather not talk about that anyway."

A knock interrupts their conversation. Since Connie was already up, Reiner and Eren signaled him to get it. It was Historia and she was dressed in workout clothes with a skirt?

Historia: "Hi Connie, can I come in?"

Connie looks silently at Historia.

Eren: "Connie, let my girlfriend in."

Connie opens the door wider. "Sorry."

Historia: "Connie, are you okay?"

Connie: "Ahem, yeah, yeah wh-why would you not think so? Is everything okay with you?"

Historia: "Uh, yeah?"

Connie: "Okay, I thought your legs and.......your hips might've been sore."

Historia: "What?"

Reiner mutters. "Shut your mouth, asshat."

Connie: "Nothing! I mean because you do cheerleading."

Historia: "It does a bit. I'm a bit rusty getting back into it since I haven't done it in months."