LOITERING IS FINE

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"We gotta get the fuck outa here!!" Tommy whispered to Jef. "These doctors are probably insane or some shit!!!"

"i just wanna rest :(" Jef defeatedly admitted, his eyes closing.

"Jef, no!!" Tommy said in a normal talking volume, which was the same as yelling in this scenario. "We must survive you BITCH!!!" he actually yelled. Tommy looked back, and the fucking doctors were looking directly at them. "OH GOD OH FUCK," Tommy saided like the funny lugi in that one specific mario animation I'm not saying the name of.

"wait :0" Jef realized. "what is even wrong with them :( what if they're friendly :)"

"Doctors are INFAMOUS for their infamy... Where they do something... Pretty infamous," Tommy began to explain intelligently. "They see a bitch standing? Loitering fine! HAPPENS ONCE A MILISECOND!!!!" Jef began to shake, not a loitering fine!

"noooo im so scared :(" Jef cried. "I miss goodboyhalo he would shoot authority figures :( I can't do that :("

"Jef, don't let your ACTIONS BE DECIDED BY SOME STUPID ASS FACT THAT YOURE THE OPPOSITE OF SKEPPY!!!! Whatever that even means," Tommy wisely saided to Jef. "Sure, Skeppy might be a... Maniac with a lot of children in his basement, BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU CANT BE TOO!!! FUCK THE SYSTEM!!!!" Tommy spoked like a true anarchy enjoyer person (at least to anyone who has no fucking clue what anarchy is).

"You really think so :,D" Jef looked at Thomas gaming.

"Damn right Jef," Tommy smiled. "As a matter of fact, Jef, right now you should GET THEM MOTHERFUCKERS," Tommy stated epically, handing Jef an AK47. "Fr."

Little did Tom man know... that he fuckin should not give THIS STUPID ASS ORANGE ASS BITCH ASS FUCK ASS a gun!!!

"YAYAYAYAAUAUAUAUAYAYYAAYAYAY," Jef screamed, like super mario man in the funy speedruns, as he went to the doctors.

"NOOOO JEF DONT BECOME A SPEEDRUNNER NOOOOOOOOO" Tommy began balling, running after his bro. "JEF PLEASSEE"

"Fuck quick explain our mission so we have enough talking plot armor to run away!" Dr. Quackity told Dr. Velvet. Velvet looked at the orange dude.

"Hello! Do you wanna know our awesome super secret plan?" Dr. Velvet asked Jef.

"Omg really :)" Jef smiled, putting the machine gun down. "Yesss:)"

"we are going to kick Skeppy and badboyhalos ass and make them FUCK I mean DIE!!" Dr. Velvet expressed his distaste for the rude diamond and demon dudes. "cuz idk why solve conflict with words when violence does the trick?"

"very based," Tommy nodded. Jef looked sad doe...

"but I don't like violins :(" Jef waaa'd. "And I am Skeppy!"

"YOURE WHATT!!!" Dr. Velvet became shocked. "HOW"

"No he said it wrong, he's the opposite of Skeppy," Tommy explained for Jef. "He might just be, taking the fact you're murdering his opposite, a bit personally I guess..."

"Wait, opposite of Skeppy?" Velvet looked at Jef. "So you're straight?" Dr. Velvet readied his roblox gear rocket launcher (in Minecraft).

"NONONO :0" Jef backed up, "I'm gay for men :( this is true :( I need a spiderman not a spiderwoman :) totally :)"

"Convincing as always, Jef," Tommy sighed.

"THE FUCK YOU MEAN A SPIDERWOMAN" Dr. Velvet cried. "GOD WHATS IT WITH SKEPPYS AND HAVING NO IDEA HOW THE DAMN MCU IS FUCKING HELL UGH OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST FUCK YOU!"

"You're a fan of marvel?" Dr. Quackity asked.

"No IM JUST SICK OF THIS SHIIIT," Dr. Velvet facepalmed. "Okay let's go do our plan now."

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