SKEPPY AND BADBOYHALO GO TO HELL TO BUY A TOMATO

DOES IT EVER END TELL ME

so badhonkerhalo was epically flying around, probably cuz he got SKEPPY COORDS FUCK YEA!! And then, he maded it. To the skepster coordinate area. Truly, what a gamer moment.

"OMG HI SKEPPY!!" Bad happily speaked as he looked around the fucking area cuz he actually didnt know if skeppy was there. Then, when he least expected it... he sawed something amazing.

"im skepy jr tbh," Skeppy Jr admitted.

"OMG MY CHILD ISNT DEAD!!!" Bad cheered. "hi skeppy jr im ur daddy lol"

"hi dad," Skeppy Jr hopped around cuz fuck yes. "it is nice to remeet you i am fancy after I got my ass handed to me by a6deez btw"

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEE" but then bad had a bruh moment.

"did u finally get the milk ps u look like ur having a bruh moment," skeppy jr pointed out cuz he did.

"YES AND I AM BRUHING CUZ THE OBAMIUM LIEDED!!" Bad checked the coords sheet again. And in small print below the words "skeppy" was JR... "Flipping WHYYYYY"

"omg wtf"

Meanwhile, real Skeppy was busy fucking dying. But wait there were two ppl rollin thru so NVM!!!

"what the fuck," one of them said, looking at Skeppy. "Why're you here??"

"Technoblade??" Skeppy gasped. Techno gave a thumbs up.

"Skeppy, did you try to win a battle without creative mode?" Techno laughed at him. Skeppy let out a chuckle as well.

"No," Skeppy said, looking at the other person. "Who's that?"

"It's..."

"I am the milfbur soot," milfbur soot announced.

Skeppy felt absolute uncontrollable pain and anguish. "Is that actually his name-"

"It's actually his name," Techno said with a straight face. "Listen Skeppy, it's nice seeing you here, but we gotta go-"

"Wait," Skeppy pleaded. "I don't want to die here! Please!" milfbur soot observed the skepper.

"oh god I think one of its eyeballs are falling out," milfbur sympathized. "maybe we should bring it with us!"

"yeah i can tell, but skeppys bad at bedwars, maybe we should leave him here," Techno shrugged. Skeppy let out a fake laugh this time.

"OH HA HA HA. Very funny Techno, now help me!" Techno - as a joke dont cancel him yet fellas - began to walk away, causing Skeppy a minuscule amount of slight panic (absolute utter horror). "TECHNO WAIT PLEAAASEE"

"Okay, fine," Techno grinned a bit less, picking up the demolished Skepman because he had VERY GOOD ARM STRENGTH (bedwars pro). "Sorry."

"So... what're you dooin?" Skeppy asked in the most fucking annoying tone ever possible why.

"We're being anarchists," Milfbur Soot exclaimed.

"yeah, that," Techno nodded.

Milfbur Soot looked at the broken and broke ass Skeppy. "so are we gonna expose of it when we're done here?"

"Skeppy isn't an it," Techno told Milfbur Soot, stopping in his tracks.

"Oh, but we're getting rid of Skeppy right?" Milfbur Soot continued.

"Sorta," Techno honestly honested honestfully. "We can just drop him off back at his place, it won't take that long."

"Why are we even helping this hoe? HE CAN GO DIE!" Milfbur Soot honested back in the least homicidal way possible.