Book 7: Harry Potter male reader insert

Chapter 59: Grimmauld Place

"Ron is that you?" Harry called, a pixie in one hand and his wand in the other. He had just heard the front door open and close from downstairs.

"Nah just me mate!" (Y/n) called coming up the stairs. He had just said his goodbyes to Luna and the twins, before apparating near Grimmauld place.

"(Y/n) what are you doing here?" Harry asked him, throwing the now stunned pixie into a garbage bag.

"What can't a mate come help out his friend?" (Y/n) asked him. "Anyway thanks for the stuff you got me, the house seems to be all good now."

"Ah good good." Harry said as he levitated and old rotting piece of parchment into the bag.

"And Kreacher said you were cleaning up here so I came to lend a hand." (Y/n) told him, pulling off his arm and lobbing it at Harry.

Harry dodged this, scowling at (Y/n). "You know that wasn't funny the first time."

"Yeah well it sure seemed to give you a fright." (Y/n) said think to that night two years ago, it was the first time Harry had ever been here.

"Anyway what're you cleaning this place up for anyway? You're not planning on living here?" (Y/n) asked him, waving his hand and clearing a nearby chair of junk.

"No but it gives me something to do." Harry said, as he wrestled with a book that seemed to be trying to eat his fingers.

"Still not sure what you're going to do?" (Y/n) asked and Harry shook his head at this.

"Look mate I don't think you should go back." (Y/n) started holding up his hand as Harry opened his mouth to retort. "I know you love it there, but do you really want to study another year?"

Harry thought about this for a while. "Look Kingsley has already offered you a position as an auror, I say you take that offer and go from there."

Harry nodded at this. "Yeah... yeah I'll probably do that."

"Anyway." (Y/n) said, changing the subject, waving his hand and opening a nearby curtain releasing a swarm of pixies out towards them.

"How's Ginny?" He asked after waving his hand once more and immobilizing all the pixies.

"She's pretty good." Harry said, shielding his head from falling pixies. "Happy that she didn't have to take the NEWTs."

"Well aren't we all eh? Except Hermione, she was pretty upset about that, oh you don't know how much she had studied for them." (Y/n) said with a chuckle.

"Oh how's the planning going?" Harry asked, as he magicked the immobilized pixies into the air and into the bag.

"Pretty good, Headmistress McGonagall said we could use the grounds around Hogwarts for the wedding, although Mrs. Weasley's a bit upset about that, she wanted us to have it at the burrow." (Y/n) explained to him.

"And Luna's all set to be the best witch, Penelope's got herself a little dress, she going to be the flower girl. And then I managed to get the weird sisters to play, sorry may have said you'll give them all sign photos."

"Oi Harry mate where are ya?" Ron's voice called from the entrance.

"Oh right Ron'll be here soon, I forgot to mention that." (Y/n) said as Harry rolled his eyes.

"Bit late for that warning isn't it?"

"Ah better late than never." (Y/n) said getting to his feet.

"How's it going mate?" Ron asked, pulling
Harry and (Y/n) into a hug.

"Not too bad not too bad." (Y/n) said as they walked into the kitchen, sitting around the table in the middle.

"Hermione alright?" Ron asked him, thanking Kreacher as he brought him a sandwich.

"Yeah." (Y/n) said checking his wrist watch. "She should be here soon. She's just been working on adoption forms, it's been a lot of work."

"How come?" Ron asked him confused.

"Well cuz technically I kidnapped her, so Kingsley's been talking with the muggle prime minister to work it out and get the paperwork sorted."

"Well I guess that's what you get for kidnapping someone." Harry said with a laugh.

"Well it should all be sorted soon." (Y/n) said with a slight smile. "And I've been cleared of all charges!"

"What for the unforgivable curses?" Harry asked.

"Or for killing Grace?" Ron said with a mouthful of sandwich.

"Or breaking into Gringotts?"

"Or burning down half of Diagon Alley?"

"Cleared of ALL charges." (Y/n) said with a grin, leaning back in his chair.

"You always did manage to worm your way out of trouble." Harry said shaking his head.

"Says the golden boy! You got the teachers to buy you your first broom! And let a first year on the quidditch team!" (Y/n) scoffed at him.

"Oh Shaddup." Harry said, tossing a spoon at him.

"Hey be careful." (Y/n) said catching the spoon and placing it back on the table. "Kreacher probably spent a bit cleaning all of these. Hey you better be paying him." (Y/n) said to Harry

"Of course I'm paying him (Y/n)." Harry told him. "Although he'll only take a galleon a month at the moment."

"God (Y/n) you sound more and more like Hermione everyday. She's really rubbing off on you." Ron said rolling his eyes.

"After all this and you still don't think house elves should be paid?" (Y/n) said rolling his eyes.

"I told you they like it." Ron snapped back.

"Some people will never change." Said (Y/n) shaking his head. "Anyway we've made sure all the house elves are getting paid at the wedding."

"How're the preparations for it going?" Ron asked, looking around for more food.

"Not too bad, it's almost done now just a few more month now." (Y/n) said excitedly.

"Yeah mum won't stop talking about it." Ron said, gratefully taking another sandwich from Kreacher. "She's still upset you aren't having the wedding at the burrow."

(Y/n) shrugged at this. "Hello?" Hermione's voice called from the entrance.

"We're in here 'Mione!" (Y/n) called to her, getting up from his seat, and pulling her into a tight hug and she walked into the room.

"Harry have you made a decision yet?" Hermione asked him, as she took a seat next to (Y/n).

"Still on about this?" Ron asked exasperatedly. "Look mate do you really want to go back for another year? McGonagall already told us we didn't do why bother?"

"Ron you can't mean that! Education is important!" Hermione scowled him.

"Hermione haven't you learnt anything from this last year?" Ron asked her.

"Yeah that without her the two of you would be dead." (Y/n) said with a chuckle.

"No." Ron said to (Y/n) glaring. "That experience is better than education!"

"But don't you want to learn more?" Hermione asked them.

"No." Harry and Ron said in unison.

"I told you Hermione it'd be a waste on them." (Y/n) told her.

"Look Harry you should go back to school, you can't expect to make it out there without proper education." Hermione explained to him.

"Hermione save your energy they've already made up their minds." (Y/n) told her.

"Yeah I've decided to take Kingsley up on his offer." Harry told them.

"I suppose that's probably for the best then." Hermione said, sounding defeated.

"Don't worry love I'll be back at Hogwarts with you, an extra year to cause all sorts of trouble! I can't wait to get started!"