~My Family~ [SBI Oneshots]

🔥Revengebur🔥

A/N: Here's a hack for any new Wilbur author. Take a word to sum up your story. And put a "bur" on the end. hehe

TW: Arson [pog]

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For four glorious months, Wilbur had been in love. Her name was Sally, and he was convinced they were soulmates. It didn't seem one sided. She was sweet, and was happy to become boyfriend and girlfriend. They'd been on many dates in their time together and had become pretty serious.

But one day, Techno had noticed Sally in a classroom. Making out with a different boy.

He instantly told Wilbur and Wilbur believed him, as they were close. It wasn't because Techno was jealous or anything, Sally was just a player.

Wilbur wasn't the kind of person to cry and not do anything. He was violent. He wanted revenge.

On late Friday evening, two days after Techno had seen Sally's makeout session, Wilbur tiptoed into his older brother's room, trying not to stir the sleeping pinkette.

He was aiming for Techno's wallet. He needed the money for something.

Wilbur was silent but jumped dramatically at the words, "my wallet is in the top drawer."

"I-I'm not trying to steal your wallet!" Wilbur shakily answered.

Techno sat upright, his eyebrow raised, "Mhmm. Totally. I have £10 in cash and you'll need me to come with you if you want to use my credit card."

"Woah! You're being really cool about this." the brunette said, surprised, but pleased.

"Yeah." Techno answered, laying down again.

Wilbur went over to Techno's drawer and tried opening it.

"Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention," Techno said, sleepily, "It's locked. To keep siblings from stealing from me."

"Oof. That worked then," Wilbur said, sighing.

Techno hummed in response, his eyes shut, "don't you have your own money?"

"Well... I'm using that as well, though I've already spent most of it." the musician replied, guiltily.

The older brother sighed, "What are you buying?"

"Umm..." Wilbur started, "Just some food."

Techno raised an eyebrow, his eyes still shut.

"Ok fine," Wilbur gave in, "I'm buying loads of matches. I'm going to set fire to Sally's shed."

Techno sat bolt upright.

"WAIT! WHAT?!"

"Er- Well. Arson and stuff. I figured it would be a bit far to murder her and her family by setting fire to her actual house. And I don't want to burn her trees, they're pretty. So that leaves her shed. It's more impactful there anyway, 'cause we kissed and stuff in there... um, yeah."

Whilst Wilbur rambled Techno just listened in slightly proud disbelief. Then slightly annoyed at the "kisses and stuff" then the older boy stood up, unlocked his top drawer, grabbed his wallet and said, "Let me get dressed and I'll help you, though I think arson is a little too far. After all, she didn't entirely cheat, she just kissed one person."

"Well... I messaged Tony, you know, the guy she kissed, saying that I'm dating her. And he said that he's been dating her for over a year, but broke up with her very recently because he saw her kissing Chad. So I messaged Chad and he said that she has dated all his friends within the last month and is currently dating him. So apparently she has severely cheated on me."

Techno widened his eyes, pulled on a jacket and then marched out the door.

The two went to a corner shop and bought a bunch of matches, some eggs to throw at the house before they commit arson, and some lighter fluid, to aid the fire's growth.

Then they had a calm walk to Sally's house. It was really relaxing, walking together in the moonlight, chatting about stuff. It was a good bonding activity.

Then they arrived and coated the front of the house in a thick layer of white egg slime. Then they got to work on the shed.

As soon as it was starting to make massive clouds of smoke, Techno noticed one of the house's windows open, and it was metaphorically inhaling enough of the smoke to set off the fire alarms.

The two boys dashed off, laughing at the tops of their voices, hearing Sally's father screaming at them and swearing loudly.

It was a good bonding activity.

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A/N: That smol chapter took me 5 days to write because I have had literally no motivation to write. So if you have any suggestions at all, please ask me to write them. I'd be more then happy to write them for you.

Ty for reading ️❤️
Word count: 769

-Aurora💗