"No because, she literally was acting like I was dressed like a hooker when I was wearing shorts in the middle of summer. Shorts that she literally got me." I rolled my eyes, leaning against the wall. Aphmau and I were talking shit while she was getting a drink of water while I ate the faux chocolate that Zane got me.
I know he loves me, he just won't admit it smh.
"And then she said that the boots she got me were 'stripper boots.' I was like, nine." I continued, and was about to go on about more incidents but paused when I saw Gene coming up to us.
"Oh, not this bitch." I rolled my eyes and Aphmau looked up at me, confused before turning off the fountain and looking behind her.
She quickly growled in annoyance and looked up at him.
"What do you want, Gene?" I sighed, tilting my head back against the wall.
"Well, hello to you too, puppy." He retorted sarcastically with an eye roll.
"Leave. Us. Alone." Aphmau demanded, glaring straight at him.
"Oh come on, you can't still be mad at me. Think of it this way, aren't 'kitty and puppy' cuter nick names than potatoes?" He smirked a bit.
"They're both bad and we don't appreciate either!" Aphmau snapped back while I crossed my arms and shut the box of chocolates.
"Nah for real man, a senior calling freshmen that is hella weird." I shook my head in disapproval.
"But it just means people have a special affection for you." He cooed.
"Damn, explains why my mom never gave me a nickname-"
Aphmau snorted a bit at my outburst but quickly got serious again. "Wait, so, you like us?"
I choked on my on spit at that. "Ayo, out of context-"
"Nah, not one bit. I just like toying with people and you missies, set yourselves up to be the perfect target." He shrugged while explaining.
"Literally how, like, explain please. Give us a slide show while you're at it-"
"Hm," He smacked his lips to emphasize his 'thinking'. "Let's see, kitty got caught up with Laurance and Garroth," He paused and laughed a little. "Oh, and, how lucky am I that they both ended up liking you!" He exclaimed. I was still waiting to hear what the fuck this gotta do with me.
"It's the perfect formula to not only toy with you, but I get the pleasure of seeing them go at each other if one of them finds out. Second! Ivy hates your guts, so if she saw this picture of you kissing her man, well- I'd hate to think what'd she do." His smirk stayed put the entire time he was talking. What an attractive asshole-
Aphmau gasped a bit. "H-how do you know about Ivy?!"
"The walls have ears my dear kitty. Oh, but not only that, you turned out to be feisty ones! Seeing how you delt with that Aaron guy, and puppy is just something else. Which means you are going to be some fun ones to have in my gang."
"Wait wait wait, I still wanna know what the fuck I have to do with this." I raised an eyebrow.
"Well, if the pictures of your past 'fun' gets out, you get one of two reactions. A shit ton of pity, which is never really that fun, or, people will treat you like an attention seeking loser, I thought I've said this before."
"That's it-" I was about to scoff but Gene interrupted me.
"But you've also been making progress with your clean start here, so if people start treating you like some suicidal freak-"
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Interesting. (A Phoenix Drop High fanfic)
FanfictionI made adjustments because of the problematic content in the series, but this was a huge part of my childhood and couldn't help but fall back into it. It's a self insert rather than an oc insert, I just changed my family's names and home town.
