Interesting. (A Phoenix Drop High fanfic)

Fight or Flight

I stared at the ground as I fixed my cardigan. 'I'm never being nice again man, fuck this shit-'

Aphmau grabbed onto my arm nervously as we approached her house. I was silently praying to whatever the fuck was up there that her mom won't hate me after this.

"This it?"

Aphmau jumped slightly as we stopped in front of her house. "Y-yes officer."

Aphmau and I exchanged nervous looks going up the steps and then to her front door.

The officer knocked and a few moments later Sylvanna opened the door. I winced slightly before looking down.

After a moment of the two adults talking, we went inside.

"Excuse me? I'm sorry, but there must be some mistake. You're talking about my daughter?"

"Eh, they're your daughters, right?"

"Yes, but my mija would never do this! Show me the spray cans."

Aphmau and I stood their with our heads hung as Sylvanna defended us. I'ma just come back to the fact that Sylvanna lowkey called me her daughter in a weird way or maybe she didn't I dunno that's why I'ma come back to it-

"Well, I couldn't find any spray cans on them, just this bucket-" He explained as he held up said item that had literal cleaning supplies in it. "Soz.. I can't really prove they tagged anything themselves- It's just oddly suspicious they were trying to clean it up."

'I swear this man dumb as fuck-'

"Look, I raised my daughter to be a clean person, the only spray can she needs is lemon pledge." She turned towards us. "Aphmau, go clean something while I show Mr. Police Officer out." I could hear the tone in her voice-

Aphmau turned around quickly and headed to the kitchen, I followed her quickly after to help.

'Please don't hate me, please don't hate me, please don't hate me-'

Aphmau and I grabbed some items from under the sink. She began scrubbing the counter while I got up on top of it and began cleaning the window.

"You think she's gonna hate me?" I asked solemnly, biting down on my lower lip gently.

"I'm not sure... I've never really...you know..." She replied as we cleaned. A jumped slightly when I heard the door shut just as I finished wiping down the window.

"Aphmau!" We both squeaked and I jumped down from the counter, quickly turning towards Sylvanna's direction and making my way to Aphmau's side.

"You've got some explaining to do, young lady. First off, why were you at the park so late when you two were supposed to be studying?" The two of us shared the same panicked side eye.

"Mom, we need to talk to you, this all started with-"

"Wait... were you out there getting all smoochy with a boy?!" She quickly jumped to the accusation, throwing the two of us off.

"What?! No! We-"

"I swear, if I found out that you kissed a boy already, I- Well I don't know what I'd do. I'd probably have to hire a tiny helicopter to follow you around with a camera! Or send you away to an all girls school! ...Whichever one is cheaper."

"Probably the school." I commented with a shrug, causing Aphmau to elbow me in the side for like, the 40th time that day. I grunt quietly as I glare at her.

"You wouldn't!" Aphmau shot back, making me raise my eyebrows as if I hadn't talked to my birth mom like that before.

Which I have.