" ": You talking
' ': You thinking
* *: Narrator/Voice-off
3rd Person POV:
Sena: Wake up ! How long do you plan to keep sleeping ?!
Kazuma: What is it ? It's so early in the morning...
Sena: IT'S ALMOST NOON ALREADY !! Get up and come with me !!
Kazuma: 'I didn't get to sleep well because of aqua...'
Sena: Honestly... What kind of life are you usually spending ! Now, go inside. First, I'll hear what you have to say. I'll decide whether to prosecute you or not, so think well before you speak, okay ?
Kazuma: 'This is like an interrogation from a detective drama...'
Sena: Before that, I'd like to confirm something. Do you know what this is ? This is a magical tool used in places like this or in courthouses, which can see through lies. It is linked to one's magic, so it will ring if the speaker tells a lie. It would be wise to keep this in mind. Now, let us hear what you have to say.
Sena: Satou Kazuma, 16, adventurer... What's your birthplace... Also, what were you doing before becoming an adventurer ?
Kazuma: I was born in japan. I was a student back there.
*Tiliiiing*
Sena: ... Falsification of your birthplace and past records...
Kazuma: O- Oi... Hold on ! This isn't really supposed to be a lie or anything... !
*Tiliiing*
Kazuma: ... I was born in japan. Back there, I was a hikikomori who spent a life of self-indulgence.
Sena: Why did you pretend to be a student ?
Kazuma: 'Damn it ! I hate this magical tool...'
Sena: I've never heard of a place called "Japan"... Well then, let me ask about your motive for becoming an adventurer.
Kazuma: there were many people suffering because of the demon king's army, so defeating the demon king to save them-
*Tiliiing*
Kazuma: ... Was a thought that never crossed my mind. I just thought "Adventurers are kinda cool". I thought it would be nice to earn big cash and be pampered by some beauties...
Sena: V- Very well, next. Do you have any grudges against the landlord ? I heard you were complaining in various places when you fell in debt...
Kazuma: I did receive money for slaying the Dullahan, and I ended in debt after the town repair expense was deducted. Even if it was to save the town, I understand that it is meaningless if I go as far as to destroy the tow-
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Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)
FanfictionThere. I did it So now perhaps you guys will finally leave me alone ?