" ": You talking
' ': You thinking
* *: Narrator/Voice-off
Your POV:
*Thump*
Kazuma: H- Huh... ?
*Thump*
Kazuma: H- Hey, there's something coming ! Wake up, everyone !
"Wh- what ? Morning ?"
Kazuma: No, dumbass ! Something's coming, and it sounds like an undead.
"... ON THE DECK EVERYONE, AQUA SCREWED UP BY EXISTING !!"
Megumin: Huh ?!
Darkness: Hah ?!
Aqua: Rzzzzzz...
Kazuma: Hurry up and wake that idiot up ! Also, for some reason I can't make out the silhouette of the enemy with my Night Vision, so just light up the surroundings !
"Aight."
Megumin: Aqua, Aqua ! Get up, an undead is here !
Aqua: Mgm... I'm sleepy.. Could you just tell them to let me go for today... ?
"Useless livestock, get out of bed already ! They're here for you, so get up and do something ! I'm turning the lights up, get ready for whatever this is !"
*F-TWOOOOOOOOOM*
Kazuma: ... ... ... ...
Megumin: Ah ! W- W- W- W- What... ? What, what, what's this... ?
Yunyun: How could it... ? Why in a place like this... ?
Darkness: ... ... H- Hurry up and wake Aqua up... !!
"Th... That thing... hehehe... heh..."
"hehehe... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH !!"
Darkness: The walking corpse of a dragon ! there's no better adversary for a Crusader ! The four of you, back away !
Yunyun: Aqua ! Aqua-sama !! It's a dragon ! A zombie dragon appeared ! Hurry up ! I beg you, please do something about it !!
Aqua: Hmm... It's just a dragon... let Emperor Zel deal with it...
Kazuma: Stop dreaming and get up or you'll become zombie dragon food !
"Someone fetch my arm once i'm done ! OVERCHARGED BLASTER !!"
*F-TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Aqua: Turn Undead !!
Dragon: GRAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa...
Kazuma: Phew... if Aqua has any redeeming qualities, it's the she's reliable against the undead... No, wait a second, it's her fault that thing showed up in the first place !
YOU ARE READING
Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)
FanfictionThere. I did it So now perhaps you guys will finally leave me alone ?