Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)

Chapter 64: #Hashtag gangstar

 " ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Aqua: Kazuma, how much longer are you going to sleep ? Are you dressed? You're not doing anything weird, right ? I'm coming in ! ... Why's it so cold ?

Kazuma: Hey, stop shouting in the morning. Close the door or the cold air will escape.

Aqua: I keep saying every time, it's noon already. And why is the room so cold ? Is the Winter Shogun in your closet ? Our house already has Chomusuke and Emperor zel, we don't need another pet, okay ?

Kazuma: Why would I keep such a dangerous thing as a pet ?! Look at the corners of the room. There are buckets in every corner, right ? there's ice inside them.

Aqua: ... Where did you get ice in the hot summer ? I want some ice to help me sleep at night too.

Kazuma: Remember when Wiz said that she bought a lot of high grade manatite ? I had an idea. Using the power of money, I bought the manatite cheaply in bulk, then used freeze to create a lot of ice. This makes the room really cool even in the summer so I can daydream under my blanket. There are few things more enjoyable than this.

Aqua: ... Kazuma, your ability to waste money and magic's unsurpassed... Say, tonight will probably be hot too. Can you make some ice for me as well ?

Kazuma: Sure, but why are you here now ? Aren't you going to the Axis Cult church today ?

Aqua: Kazuma's never been loved, so you probably don't know this feeling. But isn't it a bit embarrassing to ask my worshipers to host a celebration to praise myself ? So I hope that someone will accompany me and insinuate them to host the event.

Kazuma: You dare to say that to me, who's been popular among single female adventurers and receptionists after I made a ton of money ? You never cared about the mod and did whatever you pleased, so why are you getting so bothered about it now ? I already said that I won't be helping yesterday, I don't want to have anything to do with Axis Cultists. You should ask Megumin or Darkness instead.

Aqua: I begged darkness many times, but she says she's busy with lordship duties. Megumin says she's meeting someone today, so she can't play with me... ... ... ... And-

Kazuma: Pretty sure you don't want Y/n's help after he vented everything out last time.

Aqua: ... ... ... I have a bucket of ice water. You will help me.

Kazuma: hey, what are you doing with that ? I won't go. The weather's too hot to be running around outside today. S- Stop it ! What are you doing to my blanket ?! I just dried it in the sun, don't wet it ! I won't forgive you if you wet... Fine, I'll go ! Put down that bucket !

Aqua: here we are. It looks like a very small church, but this accentuates the humility of the Axis cultists. It feel very nice.

Kazuma: This church feels like it'll collapse if the wind blows too hard. Who even is the person in charge of this church ? We've got too many people with awfully strong personalities. i'm leaving if it turns out to be some weirdo.

Aqua: Everyone in the Axis cult is a good person, so don't worry. I've never met the person in charge of the church in this town, but it seems a new person has recently taken up the post...