" ": You talking
' ': You thinking
* *: Narrator/Voice-off
Your POV:
"Just another breaking and entering for the record... Wonder what they would say f they were here... Aqua would probably spout some crap about how this is unfolding just how Vanir said..."
*Klick klick*
"Locked, of course... How adorable. They think a closed window can stop me..."
*Pop*
'I'm in... Oh, so this is the thrill Kazuma felt when robbing the castle... Okay, enough, I need to find Darkness' room-'
???: Hey, did you hear something ?
???: Er, I mean... Maybe it's just my imagination, but...
'Shit... !'
Butler: See ? Nothing there. You need to grow a pair already, Norris.
Norris: Sorry... I thought I heard a voice.
Butler: Anyway, I'm starving. I'm gonna hit the kitchen for a midnight snack.
'Reaaaaal close... Not only is this place big, but there are people wandering around... that's perfect.'
Norris: Phew... I'm really on the edge tonight... Now i'm hearing voice- HMMM ?!
"Shhhhhh... Do me a favor, and don't struggle too much, okay ?"
Norris: HMMMMM ?!
"That's the spirit. Now, we can do this the easy way or the hard way, your choice. Show me Lalatina's room."
Norris: ... ... ...
*Knock knock*
Norris: Y- Young lady, I have a message for you...
Darkness: Huh... ? It's so late, what's going on ?
Norris: Er, well... A young man has appeared at the mansion's door, and he insists he must see you despite the hour.
Darkness: ... I told you if anyone came to see me, you were absolutely not to let them in. And what time does he think it is anyway ? Gods above...
Norris: ... 'W- What next... ?'
'Let me think... What would Kazuma do in this situation...'
Norris: ... But miss, this man says that if you won't see him, he's going to reveal the most embarrassing secrets of "Young lady Lalatina" to everyone at the guild...
YOU ARE READING
Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)
FanfictionThere. I did it So now perhaps you guys will finally leave me alone ?