" ": You talking
' ': You thinking
* *: Narrator/Voice-off
Your POV:
Aqua: Do na do na do-na-do-na-...
"We're already in town, aqua, so please stop singing that song. Dragging along a battered cage with a woman hugging her knees inside brings way too much attention to us for my taste."
Aqua: Don't want to. This is my holy realm. The world outside is scary, so I don't think I'll be coming out for a while.
"You do realize that it's because of you that we're going so slowly."
Kazuma: Apart from Aqua's psychological trauma, there was no damage worth mentioning. I wanted to test out equipment and spells... But we still finished that quest leisurely, so it's good in the end.
"You just had to point out the fact there wasn't any trouble, did you ?"
???: L- Lady Goddess ! Is that really you ? What are you doing in such a place ?!
"Umm, who are-"
*CREAAAAAAAAK*
"... Kazuma, we agree those bars held tight for several hours under the constant assaults of those alligators, right ?"
Kazuma: Yup.
"And that guy bend them with his bare hands like nothing."
Kazuma: Yuuup.
"And he has the typical 'Manga protagonist' looks."
Kazuma: Yuuuuuuuuuuup...
Darkness: Hey, don't act familiar with my companion. Who are you ? If she knew you, why is Aqua not reacting at all ?
"Why can't you act that way more often ? Right now you're being a proud crusader, but when there's danger you're just..."
Kazuma: Hey Aqua, it's someone you know, right ? He called you goddess just now. Go and handle that man.
Aqua: ... Goddess... Ah ! Goddess ! That's right, I'm a goddess. And ? What problems do you want this goddess to settle ? You guys are really helpless !
Kazuma: So it was that easy, huh...
"Note for later, when she's feeling down, remember to stroke her ego."
Aqua: ... ... Who are you ?
Kyouya: W- Why are you saying this, lady Goddess ! It's me, Mitsurugi Kyouya ! I received the magic sword, Gram, from you !
Aqua: Eh ?
'Seriously, even his voice sounds like a protagonist's...'
Aqua: ... Ah ! Yes, there was such a person ! Sorry, I totally forgot about you. I sent a lot of people here, so it can't be helped if I forgot !
YOU ARE READING
Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)
FanfictionThere. I did it So now perhaps you guys will finally leave me alone ?