Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)

Chapter 100: Red spy in the base

 " ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Darkness: mm... But, you're...
???: No Dark... I'm... You're...

'Urrrrg... Okay, head count... One. Great, it's still there.'

'... ... Aight, bound and gagged in a closet... Hold on, did Darkness did that ? Holy hell, I didn't know she could turn the tables on me like that...'

Darkness: B- B- But, there's too big of a difference in our social statuses, so it's not that simple... No, of course I don't hate you, but ! But, it's still too early for this, or something like that...

'Oh, speak of the devil. Girl, you're in so much trouble when I get out of here, I swear...'

???: What do you mean by our difference in status ? I swear that, even if I have to throw away my status and riches, I will love you alone, Darkness. That's why please, with me... !

'Hey... That's MY voice ?! What the... Status ?! Is that me ?! Is that me higher than me ?! I'll fucking buy me !!'

Darkness: Throw away your status ? What are you saying ? Even if you're still one of the richest in Belzerg, you're still a commoner...

???: Eh ? Huh... ?

Darkness: rather, you've been acting rather strange. To give a specific example, the fact that you don't have that weird smirk you have on every time you are planning something... or all that nonsense you've been spouting...

???: N- No, of course, i'm just nervous when i'm alone with you. More importantly, my gaze...

Darkness: Nervous ? How can you be nervous just being with me in a room after everything you've done to me ? Your gaze lost any trace of afterthoughts... You bastard, you're not the real one, are you ?!

???: Kuh- !

'That's my girl ! But also, what the hell is your opinion of me, for pity's sake ?!'

???: ... If it's like this, then you leave me no other choice. i'll do whatever I can to suppress you ! This is this man's room, and you've noticed that he's not here, right ? If you resist, then who knows what'll happen to him... ?!

Darkness: Wha... ! You bastard, you dare take a hostage, you coward ?! W- What do you plan on doing to me with the rope and handcuff me, tie me up, and do unspeakable things to me, like he would do ?!

???: No, I don't plan on doing unspeakable things to you, I just need to keep you restrained... W- what do you mean, "He would" ?! What is that honesty ?!

Darkness: Kuh, it's fine if you do this to me, but don't you dare lay a hand on my friends ! Ah, the handcuffs are cold... ! Oi you, could you use that voice and say "Hehe, what an excellent sight to behold, darkness ! You already know what's going to happen from here, right ?" with a slightly savage tone to it ?

???: You... N- No, ok. Hey, I'm trying to tie you up, so stop squirming. Hey, i'm not gonna do anything strange to you, so stop blushing !

Darkness: I mean, you're doing this with that face of yours, so... ! Hey, what are you planning to do with me ? Could it be that you're planning on locking me into this closet, and... !

'... Hm ?'

???: ... Were you looking at this shameful sight this entire time ?

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