" ": You talking
' ': You thinking
* *: Narrator/Voice-off
Your POV:
Aqua: To think that you actually defeated Moguninnin while I wasn't there. But we are party mates, so you'll split the money even if I was sleeping back then, right ?
"You really have a different speech when you're the one taking down monsters, even when you're only doing some of the work."
Darkness: W- Well, I didn't expect that you really only did vigorous exercises last night. Sorry for doubting you, Megumin, Kazuma... Oh, I know ! Why don't we buy some high-quality ingredients and throw a party to celebrate their accomplishments ?!
Aqua: It's not a problem at all. I actually think it's a wonderful idea, especially coming from the usually hard-headed Darkness.
"... So, what do you think, Megumin ? Whose portion do you think we should draw the money from to buy the high class ingredients ?
Megumin: Yeah, seriously ! After knowing me for so long, you guys should know very well that I wouldn't cause trouble just to fulfill my desire to cast Explosions.
Everyone: As if.
Megumin: Kazuma, whose side are you on ?
"The side that didn't want Beldia to come after us. Remember that one ? Remember how you almost got us all killed because you never listen ?"
Megumin: I- I was just a kid back there !
"That's implying you're an adult now, which I very much doubt."
Kazuma: just leave them be. Yo, Onee-san, it's the large bounty hunter, Satou Kazuma.
Luna: Ah, Satou-san ! What brings you here today ?
Kazuma: I did it again, Onee-san. Seriously... If we keep going at this pace, we'll wipe out all the large bounty targets in no time at all. This will put all the other adventurers out of business, haha !
Luna: H- Hahaha... So you defeated the Bomber Majin Moguninnin, I see. Congratulations, I'll go prepare the bounty immediately.
???: Umm... Could you be Satou Kazuma-sama ? I have heard a lot about you... I've been awaiting your arrival. My name is Serena... I hope this is not too sudden, but is there any chance you're willing to let me join your party ?
"... I can only see all of this ending incredibly bad for someone..."
Aqua: Huh ? What are you saying ? This party already has an excellent Archpriest, so there's no need for another priest. Now go away. Shoo, shoo.
"... On the other hand, having a competent priest would be a breath of fresh air on this party."
Aqua: What ?!
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Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)
FanfictionThere. I did it So now perhaps you guys will finally leave me alone ?