Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)

Chapter 141: Rejection

" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Wiz: Waaaahh !! This is too much ! Waaahh !!

Vanir: Pfffrrrrrrrr !

Aqua: Come on, I'll share some of the vegetables I harvested, so cheer up, Wiz. It'll be fine, you're a decent girl, so I'm sure you'll meet a good man soon.

"... That has to be a first, Aqua sincerely cheering up and being empathetic to Wiz..."

Wiz: *Sob* *Sob* Aqua-sama... Will that really happen ? Time won't just keep slipping by...

Aqua: It's fine even if you wait. After all, aren't you immortal ? That means there's no need for you to lover your standards just because you are getting old. That's a big benefit, you know ?

Wiz: ... Y- Yeah, I don't age. I don't need to get desperate or lower my standards...

Vanir: Even if you don't get old, your age on the family registry will still go up.

"Would you be so kind to not pour oil on the fire, you ? I hope you realize, Aqua is being a better person and friend than you are, so please don't try to compensate by going even lower."

Vanir: When you put it like that, dear associate...

Kazuma: Hey, should we really be acting so relaxed ? Duke did say that this town will eventually become a priority target for the Demon King's army.

"Well, that'll be a good opportunity to finally put my abilities to the test... A full-blown, large-scale war... I can't wait."

Vanir: ... Hey, how long do you intend to cry for, you heartbroken shopkeeper ?! Stop mopping around and open the store for business ! Didn't you want to help Moi achieve my wish ? At this rate, how many centuries will it take for me to be able to create my dungeon ? Moi might be immortal, but it'd be pointless if humanity goes extinct before the dungeon is complete !

Wiz: You don't need to tell me that... As a Lich, no matter who I get together with, in the end, all I can do is watch them slowly age and be left alone... Even after humanity goes extinct, I'm sure I'll be all alone...

"... Eternity tends to get very long, especially towards the end..."

Vanir: Seriously... You aren't the only immortal, you know ? We devils are immortal too. Until the day my dungeon is complete and adventurers come to vanquish me, Moi will stay with you, so cheer up, my friend.

"Even so, if you guys go past my lifetime, the building and taking care of the whole thing is gonna be much more difficult."

Wiz: ... In other words, if the dungeon forever remains incomplete, Vanir-san will be with me forever ?

Vanir: Right, I'll set my sights on taking away your management rights. You couldn't be satisfied with facing such a half-baked opponent, right ? Very well, It's been some time, but I'll be your opponent !

Wiz: Ah, wait, Vanir-san ! I was just joking ! i'm sorry, I apologize ! I'll work hard ! I'll work hard, so please forgive me !

Aqua: Well, all's well that end well, so that's a relief.

Kazuma: Are you seriously saying it ended well after seeing that ?