Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)

Chapter 164: Catch up

" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Cecily: Yunyun-san, help yourself to the crabs. Thanks to Aqua-sama, we got a lot of them today. We'll have a crab feast !

"Did you lose the ability to think and learn ? What were you expecting would happen, trying to snatch a group of Ogres' lunch !"

Yunyun: You shouldn't do that, Cecily-san, that was very dangerous... Fest... A feast with everyone... Everyone...

"Ah, shoot, we lost her now..."

Mitsurugi: N-No, we can't hold a feast here. Plus, we defeated the ogres. Ogres have a very strong bond of kinship towards each other. Others will definitely come around here to investigate their lost companions before too long. In the first place, we came out to aid Aqua-sama in her efforts to take out the Demon King. Now that we have met up, we should make haste towards the Demon King's castle...

Yunyun: Y- Yeah, that's right ! A feast... Isn't something that we should be doing right now...

Cecily: How could we not have a feast ?! Aqua-sama wants to eat crab meat, you know ?! Even if you are handsome, there's no way I can't go along with that request !

Mitsurugi: You are... Cecily-san, right ? We met at the church in Arcanletia before, haven't we ?

"Oh, you know each others ? My sincerest condolences."

Aqua: ... To which one ?

"I'm tempted to say both."

Cecily: Have we met before ? ... Oh, yeah, you were the guy who hit on me back at Arcan when you were looking for a priest, right ?!

Mitsurugi: I didn't hit on you ! Moreover, all I wanted was a priest of the Axis cult, not you in particular...

"Aren't selling yourself a bit too high there, anyway ?"

Cecily: What are you talking about ? Who wouldn't want to hit on me ?

"... Meh. 4/10."

Cecily: ... ... What ?! Come on, look at me ! Are you even a man ?! Aren't I a perfect example of feminity and behavior ?!

"Oh, we're counting personality too ? 2/10."

Cecily: ... Uhhhhuhhhhhuuuuuu... Aqua-samaaaaaaaaaaa... !

Aqua: Shh, it's okay, he's always like that...

Mitsurugi: Aqua-sama, my apologies for not explaining things earlier... We came after you in order to offer our aid in your quest to defeat the Demon King. When I had my fortune told by the foremost fortune teller amongst the Crimson Demons, she told me 'you will run into a priest of the Axis Cult in the near future. She will be a key figure in deciding the fate of this world. No matter what happens, you must protect her.' ... In other words, this is... !

Cecily: Aqua-sama, my confidence as a woman is waning ! A younger, handsome man proposed to me, but another one crushed me !

Mitsurugi: That isn't about you, Cecily-san ! Ah, wait, Aqua-sama !

Cecily: Aqua-sama, Aqua-sama, your humble servant Cecily has something to confess.

Aqua: Cecily, where did this come from ? I don't know exactly what you did, but I'm sure it's not a big deal

Cecily: Really, Aqua-sama ? You see, I've angered quite a few people... Ah, no, that's not what I want to say. Aqua-sama, the truth is, I've been delaying our journey in order to allow Megumin-san and the others to catch up, but it seems like this is as far as that will go. i've actually brought a few games to attract your attention, but at any rate, we already passed Arcanletia.