Sans-ational adventure (Konosuba x Male reader)

Chapter 112: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

 " ": You talking

' ': you thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

"Okay... On the long list of things I would've expected to happen... This was definitely not on that list..."

Princess: terrible sign, I feel like vomiting yet I couldn't... Nor do I have the required internal organs to do so... Nonetheless, I'm feeling extremely sick...

"Is... is she drunk.. Did she get drunk off of the herbicide... ? Is weed killer just making weeds as drunk as possible in order to kill them ?! Questions for later."

Kazuma: Nevermind that, here our chance ! You girls, help us spray more herbicide ! ... Hey, d- don't look at me that way. I was right, see ? While she didn't lie, she didn't tell the truth either. Even I'm not low enough to be attracted by the bosom of a monster !

*Ti-ling*

"... ... ... Kazuma, we weren't exactly doubting that fact, you know ? Remember Sylvia-"

Kazuma: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH !!

"Right, ptsd..."

Princess: Ohohohoho... Watch, little adventurer, as you are called by the shameful title of "Monster-con" for life ! Spraying such disgusting stuff on me, you'll go to hell for that, petty virgin !

"Says the one getting drunk off weed killer. If hell is the destination, then by all mean, go wait for him down there, why don't you. I changed my mind, this time I'm uprooting you."
*... ... ... ...*

Aqua: ... Well, he means it...

Princess: Ah ?! Again, turning to physical assault when you know you're losing ! Can't you spell "Shame" ?! Did you finally erupt out of humiliation ?! A while ago, your friend even claimed to be a professional adventurer ! How embarrassing, a professional adventurer who's still a virgin ! Being a virgin despite having three females around you, are you sexually defective or what ? You even called them friends, well guess what, you might very well be the only one who thinks that way ! They probably are comfortable with you yet possibly too close to be "Just friends"... !

"Right, it was fun for a while, but I've grown tired of you berating around like that. This whole forest is going down with you."

Princess: So disgusting ! So... Disgusting... ! Damn this petty virgin ! My roots span across the entire forest ! Removing me entirely would take decades ! Do you hope to eliminate me in your lifetime , Fine ! Even though it'll be way more trouble than what the treasures are worth, you can go ahead and dig as you wish !

"Alright, bet."

*F-TWOOOOOOOOOOM*

Luna: Kazuma-san, you've worked hard. Thank you for subjugating the Tranquility Princess !

Kazuma: That really was deathly exhausting, took too much effort !

Aqua: The Tranquility Princess is so scary, I'm not going anywhere near her forest...

"To think she would cause so much collateral damage out of sheer spite... You alright ?"

Darkness: Say... Am I really that insignificant ? Do people really not care about me ? A lot of things make sense when she puts it that way... Aqua and Megumin both had their chances to shine yesterday, and today, you and Kazuma single-handedly defeated the Tranquility Princess. Is she really right about me being useless , According to her, I might as well be a "Snail made of adamantite", is that really true ?