Oh, you're back! Hello again I guess?
I'm Bob, and I'm the sexiest vampire you're going to meet (in my apartment at least). I'm the answer to the question of what happens if you take a regular guy off the street and make him into a vampire. I don't have a castle in Europe, there are no untold riches and I've got LOTS of reasons to brood, but I try not to, because who's got time for that?
What's coming in season two? More bonus chapters, more shenanigans, more questions about the hilarious answers to life, death and everything in between! Okay, I'm mostly kidding about the last part, but I can promise you it's hilarious. Jaime's back (of course), there's MORE Sammy and if you thought you couldn't get your fill of Beatrice... spoilers!
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Hardcover versions of Season 1 are available from online retailers, so get a copy if you REALLY love the story.
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How Not to Vampire - Season 2
VampireWhen you're a vampire, death is something that happens to other people. Now the only thing Bob wants is to get revenge on Sebastien, the lustrous-haired, girlfriend-stealing, drug-dealing sonofabitch who murdered him. Bob continues to break the vamp...