t h i r t y - s i x : [ boom boom ciao ]

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"But I am not going to wait around until that bastard puts a bullet in one of our heads in order to wake up and realize what needs to be done

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"But I am not going to wait around until that bastard puts a bullet in one of our heads in order to wake up and realize what needs to be done. Which is to kill him before he kills us."

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[4 weeks ago]

"Sex between men is the best. Do you wanna know why? It's because there are no women." Palermo claimed.

The gang sat at the table by the garden as they ate breakfast. Dubai was sitting in between the Professor and Berlin. She was helping the Professor study and finalize one of their plans they needed.

Tokyo laughed sarcastically as every women in the table rolled their eyes. Dubai looked up from the Professor's papers to give Palermo a 'you've got to be shitting us' look.

"You're not a homosexual, you're a misogynist. You were brewed in a cauldron, not a womb,"  insisted Nairobi.

"No señorita. Don't confuse misogyny with biology. It's about facts. Look, men need to expel their poison. Every few hours, we need to 'boom, boom'. And after, we feel such repulsion for the body we dumped in. It doesn't matter who it is , we feel repulsion. So we say 'ciao'. Boom, boom, ciao," explained Palermo.

"Amigo, stick with numbers and math because biology is clearly not your area of expertise," scoffed Dubai.

"Homosexual sex," said Palermo, ignoring Dubai's comment.

Dubai and Berlin looked at each other and chuckled from their best friend's behavior. 

"Sex between women is also homosexual," the Professor pointed out, not looking up from his work.

"Boom, boom, ciao. Two men meet each other and relieve one another. Boom, boom, ciao. They don't even share names, it's marvelous," said Palermo.

"Do you know what's marvelous? The incredible fucking women can do." said Tokyo.

"We can do it ten times in a row or more," said Lisbon.

"Multiple orgasms," added Stockholm.

"Multiple ways to reach those orgasms," added Dubai, sending a teasing wink towards Berlin.

"We can go for hours, not just 5 seconds," said Nairobi.

"I'm not saying God didn't provide you with the possibility of pleasure, that would be misogyny. I am simply saying it's not a necessity. It's not an organic need for you like it is for men," started Palermo.

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