You know you're your own assassin
You don't need no help with that
It's your back that you been stabbin'
When you gonna understand?
You know you're your own assassin
You don't need no help with that....
Au/Ra - Assassin
"He what?"
"Yep."
"But... but you're like one of the prettiest female Pro Heroes, like, ever! How could Shoto say those things to you?"
Momo drums her fingers on the table that's between her and Kaminari as they sit in the same restaurant where she ate with Shoto, months ago.
Kaminari's staring unabashedly at her breasts as he speaks to her, but it doesn't matter.
Shoto, doesn't .
The one person she wants to stare at her like that, doesn't .
"I-I mean... if I were him, I'd... well... "
"You'd what?"
Kaminari's lips part slightly, and Momo rolls her eyes.
"Well?"
"I'd totally date you, Momo!"
Momo narrows her eyes.
"Then dump that stupid Acid girl you're always thinking about and do yourself a favor."
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"This new teacher sucks!"
"Yeah! She's so fucking hideous! And the way she teaches is completely boring!"
"Man, I miss our old teacher... Sure, I didn't ever listen to a word he said, but he was at least good at look at..."
Eri's classmates'— er, or colleagues'...(?)(they're in college now, what's the proper term for them..?) Anyway; their words fall deaf on her ears as they wait in front of their classroom for their new philosophy teacher to come.
Ever since her sweet Mr. Midoriya went missing about six months ago and her class were given a new teacher, it suddenly triggered all of her classmates to obsess twice as much over Mr. Midoriya than they did before.
And why wouldn't they? In a world full of monstrous freaks running around, Izuku was one of the last people who actually looked human.
And now he's that he's gone, the manifestation of monstrous beasts only gets worse.
"We should have fucked him when we had the chance!" One of her demonic classmates howls, "it's not like he would have been able to fight it. He's a greenie!"
"Yeah!" Another one agrees. "And he's one of the few that were actually handsome!"
Eri feels sick as she listens to her classmates' revolting fantasies, fantasies that probably would have been brought to reality had Midoriya stayed another moment at their school.
They're disgusting, Eri thinks to herself bitterly, how can they speak about her pure Mr. Midoriya like that...?
I mean... I know I did lust over him a while myself, but...
"Guys. Chill out." A voice out of nowhere says. "He was meant to go missing and die. Survival of the fittest, remember?"
"But he was hot!" Some pathetic monster who drops into the conversation says, "We should have at least had some fun with him before nature took its' natural course."
