Zodiac Signs etc.

What the Signs do illegally.

Aries: Some schemes to make hella money

Taurus: Shoplifting

Gemini: Threatening to kill someone. Or actually doing it

Cancer: Killing someone for one of their friends (hitman service)

Leo: Getting into a gang fight

Virgo: Poisoning someone's food (hitman)

Libra: Burglary

Sagittarius: Going on a murderous rampage

Capricorn: Doing some under the counter shit

Scorpio: Using illegal drugs

Aquarius: Selling the illegal drugs

Pisces: Overthrowing governments and becoming dictator