Zodiac Signs etc.

The Signs Waking Up In The Morning.

Aries: "I HATE EVERYTHING. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOUR FAMILY. I HATE YOUR CAT. AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING DOORSTEP. YEAH, THATS RIGHT."

Taurus: *is in a bad mood until they shove the whole fridge in their mouth*

Gemini: *hops out of bed and starts bouncing up and down like they've already had 6 red bulls*

Cancer: "Hahahaha! What's an alarm clock?"

Leo: *wakes up* *glares at their alarm clock* *gets up* *glares at dresser* *glares at life* *punches the first person to talk to them*

Virgo: *accidentally sleeps through their alarm and flips their shit when they finally wake up* they are 10 minutes late to be 20 minutes early

Libra: *wakes up* *instantly checks all social media* *gets really sad cause no one texted them at 3 in the morning*

Scorpio: *pulls out a rocket launcher from under their pillow and shoots their alarm clock without even opening their eyes* *rolls over*

Sagittarius: *alarm goes off* "it could be worse..." *starts playing their least favorite song* "I fucking hate everything"

Capricorn: doesn't even need an alarm clock. They are a robot. They wake up the same time everyday.

Aquarius: *was woken up from a really good (and weird) dream* "what is life? Is this reality? I don't know? What's the square root of 98.723? Why do I have the sudden urge to punch something? Oh, the alarm is still going." *sigh*

Pisces: "FUCK!"