Zodiac Signs etc.

Why not to be the Sign's Enemy

ARIES- 100% willing to fuck up your fucking face or have someone else do it for them, no fear

TAURUS- when you come back around they won't give a single shit about you, done

GEMINI- has the capability to destroy you socially until the only friend you have is the corner you cry in

CANCER- most likely to be blatantly rude to your face and hurt your feelings and still look like a fucking good guy, pros at this

LEO- will take away everyone that makes you happy and make them theirs with their charm, will definitely leave you pulling your hair out

VIRGO- the BEST at playing innocent because everyone already thinks they are, no one will pity you, you are the bad guy always

LIBRA- will win absolutely every argument whether they are right or wrong, you're gonna look like a dumbass

SCORPIO- whatever you did to them will hurt twice as much when they hit you, they'll make sure of it, trust

SAGITTARIUS- most likely to make you look dumb af in front of a huge crowd with a fucking smile on their face

CAPRICORN- one step ahead of you, their organization and readiness will beat anything you think you have planned, sorry buddy

AQUARIUS- you no longer exist, the best at totally shutting you out to the point that you just crumble

PISCES- I fucking dare you