Zodiac Signs etc.

Reasons you will dump the signs.

Aries - Because they aren't showing you any commitment.

Taurus - Because you caught them looking at your phone while you were out the room.

Gemini - Because they were cheating on you.

Cancer - Because they want babies.

Leo - Because they behave like you're lucky to be with them.

Virgo - Because they keep breaking your balls about your inconsistent coaster usage.

Libra - Because they didn't stand up for you when you needed them to.

Scorpio - Because you're an idiot who has no idea of the revenge that they're about the wreak.

Sagittarius - Because they bought you a pet puppy without thinking through the care arrangements properly.

Capricorn - Because they're too focused on their career.

Aquarius - Because you're sick of the arguments.

Pisces - Because they're too needy.