Zodiac Signs etc.

The Signs trying to do Calculus homework.

Aries:bring it on! *looks at homework* nvm

Taurus:no you cannot make me do this you're not even my real dad I will DIE before I do this

Gemini:*nervously scrolls through tumblr while trying to ignore it*

Cancer:*cries*

Leo:hey u, yea u see these five bucks? they all yours if you do this quick lil favor for me

Virgo:suck my dick I've got this shit

Libra:too cool for school

Scorpio:*summons the demons of hell to give secrets of math*

Sagittarius:*too cross-faded to care*

Capricorn:*cries but kind of does it*

Aquarius:I will now acquire the enlightenment to fulfill my task

Pisces:we had homework???