Zodiac Signs etc.

The Signs Scrolling Through Their Dash.

Aries: "WHERE are all of my damn VINES"

Taurus: "Nope, nope, nope, NOPE. YOU ARE WRONG. now lemme TELL YOU HOW FUCKING WRONG YOU ARE YOU ASSHAT"

Gemini: "Porn... Porn... Porn... Oh, look, more porn... THERES SOMETHING, Oh wait, nevermind... Porn..."

Cancer: "THE FEELS" *praying mantis arms*

Leo: "Haha wow, that's not even funny" *reblogs*

Virgo: *on mobile* "omg... fucKING LOAD YOU LITTLE BITCH"

Libra: *DIY everywhere* "and I'm gonna try this... And dis... AND THIS"

Scorpio: "Fuck this, I hate you all"

Sagittarius: "I wanna GO THERE also she's hot... And so is he"

Capricorn: *looks up giraffes and ends up somehow reading about how to improve their studying habits*

Aquarius: "AHHH HARRY POTTER.... AHHHH LORD OF THE RINGS... AHHH HOMESTUCK..." *faints*

Pisces: *relatable posts and sarcasm*