Zodiac Signs etc.

The Signs as Moms.

Aries: The mom that helps you get a Fake ID

Taurus: The mom that always packs you extra snacks

Gemini: The mom that has plenty of interesting stories about their childhood

Cancer: The mom that cries about every little milestone and takes lots of pictures

Leo: The mom that always gives unwanted advice, and lectures you until you go deaf

Virgo: The mom that cleans your room for you when you're not home

Libra: The mom that harasses you about who you have a crush on

Scorpio: The mom that sets up playdates for you but never tells you when they are

Sagittarius: The mom that lets you do whatever you want

Capricorn: The mom that lays out shockingly strict rules and then breaks them herself right in front of you

Aquarius: The mom that makes fun of you in front of your friends

Pisces: The mom that cries when you cry