Zodiac Signs etc.

HOW THEY DUMP YOU.

ARIES: just tells you. loudly. in front of all your friends. and mother.

TAURUS: sends you a handwritten breakup note, sealed with a kiss.

GEMINI: changes their facebook status to single & then disappears.

CANCER: tells you in person while crying, then offers to take you back 1 day later.

LEO: coldly says it isn't working out, then tells you they cheated with your sibling.

VIRGO: tells you all the things you did wrong & refuses to give back your sweater.

LIBRA: slowly tries to fade out of your life to avoid a confrontation.

SCORPIO: ignores you, then dumps you during a screaming match.

SAGITTARIUS: moves to another country, taking your dog with them.

CAPRICORN: tells you that you're getting in the way of their career.

AQUARIUS: "lol bye see ya never"

PISCES: says they'll always love you but it just isn't working out.