Zodiac Signs etc.

The Signs as Dads.

Aries: The dad that bails you out of jail and doesn't tell mom

Taurus: The dad that cooks dinner every night and expects you to stay at the table and eat it

Gemini: The dad that tells all those crazy made-up stories like how they fought a bear wearing skis in the Swiss Alps

Cancer: The dad that embarrasses you in front of your friends by accident

Leo: The dad that makes really bad Dad Jokes

Virgo: The dad that makes sure you aren't wearing your pajamas when you leave for school

Libra: The dad that makes plans for you to do stuff together but always cancels in the end

Scorpio: The dad that doesn't ask where you were when you come home late

Sagittarius: The dad that just doesn't care. Because they were once a kid and they hated it when their parents bugged them.

Capricorn: The dad that forces you to watch scary movies about rapists and kidnappers so you stop going places by yourself.

Aquarius: The dad that embarrasses you in front of your friends on purpose.

Pisces: The dad that hugs you way more than you want to be hugged