Zodiac Signs etc.

The Signs As Annoying Horny People

Aries: "Haha but what would you do if I was there with you? ;)"

Taurus: Constantly sends winky faces after everything. Everything.

Gemini: "Ahaha then what?"

Cancer: "What are you into? ;) "

Leo: "Pics? ;) "

Virgo: "What are your kinks?"

Libra: *in response to 'what r u doin' * "Laying down ;)"

Scorpio: "asl"

Sagittarius: "I'm a nice guy"

Capricorn: Gets pissed when you won't send nudes

Aquarius: *Harry Potter quote* "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"

Pisces: Doesn't say it but constantly hints it in weird ways.