Assassins creed x reader one-shots

Connor Kenway x reader

( okay okay okay okay don't look at me like that it's an alternate life type deal. OKAY, I KNOW CLiche is still a soft comfortable spot in my heart :) I also like long stories because fuck their ads.

(Reader pov)_____________________________________________________________________I placed my headphones on my head as the music started to follow, I filled a cup of water and started my shuffle to the couch, as I shuffled I realized no more procrastination, it has to happen, I need to write that stupid essay. I placed myself on the couch and opened my laptop, the google doc staring at me with a small intro, mocking me, stupid blankness, stupid writer's block more like it. I started typing and tracing the keys as the sun winded down behind me. I felt a little guilty wasting a perfect day like this yet it was due at midnight. The next song started "I bet you won't by mouse and level" I started to bump my head slowly and as if I was looking for a reason not to do my work, my roommate, more like a sister walked in, Lisa my savior with a spiral perm, and my hairdresser at home.

"Hey (n/n)! Still stumped?" she walked in with a box and a pizza box stacked on top"It's almost like I was begging for an excuse." I pulled one earbud out of my ear, I took the laptop off my lap, and standing up I walked over to help her with the boxes."I got you dude! Also, check this out, I was thinking, first off, a haircut, second, pizza from The Basil 'n Peel Pizzeria, and three check it!" she opened the box to reveal, an Xbox 360 and some games. Lisa spoke again,"I figured you knew more about this stuff than me plus I heard we can watch youtube on this too!" she chirped"I don't know Lili, where did you find this?" I side glanced at her as I started shuffling through the box, Tony Hawk: Ride, Darkest Of Days, Fast & Furious: Showdown, Prison Break: The Conspiracy.Skip skip skip"Oh! I found it on the side of the road!" she lifted the flap to a worn-out sharpie written 'FREE'"Neat! BRO LOOK" I lifted a holy grail of all-time favorites "Um, what is it?""DUDE ITS ASSASSINS CREED granted it is a dime a dozen now yet if I could experience this all over again, I would in a HEARTBEAT!" I exclaimed, Lisa smiled "Well, I'm glad I grabbed it!" I snagged the box and practically floundered to the tv until I felt a firm grip on my shoulder. "Now now, the paper first and we have to do hair and pizza! Your (hair/bangs) are all over your face! I can barely see your eyes!" I silently groaned, girly stuff wasn't my forte. I placed the box down as I was dragged into the bathroom.

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"What do you want to be done?" she stood behind me and placed me in a chair. I sat in my band tee and shorts."Lisa I have no clue" I grabbed a piece of pizza, "Okay okay, so you walk into a room with the boy of your dreams right!""Okay?" I retorted"What do you look like!" Lisa chirped. I hummed and closed my eyes, and then it hit me. Who is my ideal man? I feel like my face gets flushed. I think my last crush was Connor from that game, "You good there? You're getting red! WAIT OH YOU HAVE A CRUSH?!" Lisa got giddy and I choked on my pizza and hacked it, watching it hit the sink and then the floor.'WHAT NO?!" my face turned red as hell as she looked at me. "Hmph! I'll figure it out (n/n)! Yet what do you want?" she smiled fixing her perm cap. "Hmm, hit me with that wolf cut," I spoke and she smiled. "You got it!" I heard her grab the scissors, and click them together with a brush and comb.I exhaled and let her take over.

Another small skip:)_______________________________________________

I looked up and I could see with no hair in the way, it was kinda nice. "Thanks again, Lili..." I walked out and sat on the couch and started typing again, as Lisa tried to figure out how to hook up the console to the Tv, she turned our small TV around and started messing with it. I placed my headphones back on.Static screen, a green one, another static, black, black, static, black with unholy static noises again."Lili do you want help?" I peeked up and looked at her."No, I don't, Mr/miss the late paper, you sit there!"StaticStaticStatic"Lisa...""I got it! Sheesh!" she waved me offStaticStaticStaticStaticStaticStaticStaticStatic

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LISA LET ME HELP YOU!" I took off my headphones and placed them around my neck. "OKAY! OKAY! Fine! But then it's back to the paper!" "Okay, mom jeez!" I rolled my eyes and finagled the cords. I felt bad for being snappy. I pressed the silver circle and it whirred, the sound of nostalgia played as it whirred up. A disc shot out, assassins creed 2?"Nice! We have two wicked games now! And a system! Here try out this one. I placed Assassin's Creed 2 back in the disc slot and handed her the controller."No offense yet the bathroom is priority number one right about now!" I ran to the bathroom as she held the controller. "Okay! Then it's time for a paper!" the intro to assassins creed two chimed.I placed my headphones back on and did my biz. I walked out and it was just a controller on the ground. I took off my headphones and called out. "Lisa!" no response. I looked at the tv and it was black and the console was running on the home screen.I smiled to myself and slid on the ground to the box, Feeling the wood rub against my knee caps probably wasn't the smartest idea to wear shorts and slide."OH NO ASSASSINS CREED 3 is SLIPPING INTO THE CONSOLE!' nothing, not a peep. I took it as my chance. I slid to the Xbox and loaded it into the console. I plugged my headphones into the controller and listened as the sweet music started to play. The screen got a little fuzzy so I wacked the box...

(this is now a separate book that is on my page :P it got way too long)