A/N: I really underestimated my drafts.... I started this 2 years ago TT.TT forgot and let it sit... now I finally did it XD
Group Members: Shigaraki, Dabi, Toga, Twice, Kurogiri, Spinner, Compress, Bunny (unknown)
Kurogiri:
Alright everyone, I've decided we need... professional help.
I invited a therapist to our group chat.
Shigaraki:
What the—? A therapist? We don't need help, we're fine.
scratches neck aggressively
Toga:
Ooooh, do they have blood samples? I like blood! Can I have yours?
Twice:
Therapist? Oh no! Yes, I NEED HELP. HELP IS WEAKNESS. I'M PERFECTLY FINE.
Dabi:
If this therapist isn't burnt out already, they will be soon.
Spinner:
Maybe it'll be nice for once, someone actually listens to me! Instead of talking about their obsession with burning stuff. side-eyeing Dabi
Kurogiri:
This is for everyone's benefit. Let's just... try it, okay?
Unknown Number has been added to the chat
Unknown Number:
Hello everyone! I'm Bunny. Your therapist for this session.
Let's hop right into it.
(See what I did there? Hop? Bunny? 😏)
Shigaraki:
...I already hate this.
Dabi:
I vote we burn the therapist.
Twice:
I like this one! Kill the bunny. Save the bunny. Kill the bunny! SAVE IT!
Toga:
Bunny! Awwww, so cute! Can I cut your ears off?
Bunny:
...Okay, this is gonna be interesting.
So, how's everyone doing after, um, the camp incident?
Dabi:
You mean where I set a bunch of trees on fire? Good times.
Shigaraki:
And I turned a hero into dust? Yeah, we're great. Never better.
Toga:
I found a new crush, sooo I'm feeling LOVELY! 😘
Bunny:
Right, uh... maybe we can talk about your feelings? You know, emotions, thoughts?
Twice:
Emotions? I HAVE TOO MANY. NOT ENOUGH. I'M FINE. I'M A MESS.
Spinner:
No one ever asks about my feelings. Bunny, you might be alright.
Dabi:
I have one feeling: boredom.
Shigaraki:
I'm feeling scratches aggressively that this is a waste of time.
Bunny:
It sounds like there's a lot of tension here. Maybe we can work on some breathing exercises?
Dabi:
Breathe? Oh, I can show you some fiery breathing exercises.
Twice:
Breathe in. Breathe out. NOW HOLD IT FOREVER. DON'T HOLD IT. HOLD IT!
Toga:
Can I breathe in someone else's blood?
Bunny:
... I'm just going to ignore that.
Kurogiri:
Everyone, let's give Bunny a chance. This is supposed to help us. sigh
Shigaraki:
Why would I need help? I'm the leader here. They should be listening to me.
scratches violently
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