Our Therapist Bunny (Chatfic)

Uh... Did He Just?

Izuku (Bunny):
Okay, I warned you. Five minutes are up. You might want to stand back from the door.

Shigaraki:
Stand back? What are you gonna do? Punch your way out?

Dabi:
He's bluffing. No way this nerd can—

BOOM

Toga:
Wait. What was that? 😳

Kurogiri:
Did... did the door just rattle?

Dabi:
The hell? Was that him?

Spinner:
Uh... guys, the door looks like it's... cracking a bit.

Shigaraki:
What the—he's actually trying to break out? You've got to be kidding me.

Twice:
He's making noise! HE'S MAKING BIG NOISE! WHAT IF HE BLOWS US UP?! I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!

Toga:
Aww, Bunny's got a temper! I love him even more now! 💖

Izuku (Bunny):
Last chance. Open the door now or I'm blowing this whole wall down. I don't care what happens to the rest of you.

Shigaraki:
He's just one kid. There's no way he's—

BOOM

Spinner:
DUDE, HE JUST CRACKED THE DOOR!

Dabi:
That's not normal. How is he doing that?!

Izuku (Bunny):
I've been training, Dabi. You're gonna regret this if you keep pushing me.

Shigaraki:
Kurogiri, why didn't you portal his phone away?! This is getting out of hand!

Kurogiri:
He wasn't supposed to be a prisoner, just a guest. I didn't think he'd react like this.

Izuku (Bunny):
Not a prisoner? I'm locked in a room! You better hope I don't get out because the moment I do, we're going to have a very different conversation.

Toga:
I wanna see him! Let him out! I wanna see Bunny mad in person! 😍

Twice:
NO! BAD IDEA! HE'S GONNA GO NUCLEAR!

Dabi:
Okay, this isn't funny anymore. Let's let him out before he actually breaks the damn building.

Shigaraki:
I'm not afraid of a kid. But this is getting annoying. Kurogiri, open the door before he trashes the place.

Kurogiri:
On it.

Izuku (Bunny):
Finally. Took you long enough.

Dabi:
Wait... how are you this strong? You were scrawny last time we checked. What have you been eating, quirk steroids?

Izuku (Bunny):
You really want to find out, Dabi? I've got a lot more where that came from.

Shigaraki:
...Okay, I'm starting to think we should've handled this differently.

Izuku (Bunny):
You think? Now you get to deal with me on my terms. You won't like what happens next.

Toga:
Oooh, Bunny's scary! I love this! We should keep him! 🖤

Shigaraki:
No, Toga. We're not kidnapping him. Not yet, anyway.

Dabi:
Speak for yourself. This guy's worth recruiting. If he's this powerful locked in a room, imagine what he could do with us on the field.

Izuku (Bunny):
Yeah, about that. Kurogiri got me into this. I didn't tell anyone about you guys, so how about you keep it that way?

Shigaraki:
Oh, we won't tell anyone. But you're not going anywhere. You're way too interesting to let go now.

Toga:
Let's keep him forever! 😍