Our Therapist Bunny (Chatfic)

Who's the Bunny?

Shigaraki:
So, anyone else wondering who this Bunny really is?

Dabi:
Yeah. Been thinking about it. We got an "unknown number" in our group, and Kurogiri just invites them without a background check?

Kurogiri:
I assure you, Bunny has the proper qualifications.

Twice:
QUALIFICATIONS? WHAT KIND? MEDICAL? PSYCHOLOGICAL? I'M NOT SURE IF I TRUST THIS!

Shigaraki:
You don't trust anything, Twice.

Toga:
Well, I think Bunny is cute! 🐰 But seriously... Bunny, who are you? And how do you know so much about us? 😘

Bunny:
I'm just a therapist who wants to help! 😄

Dabi:
That's vague.

Spinner:
Yeah, "therapist" doesn't exactly scream trust. We've had bad experiences with "professionals."

Shigaraki:
And you're keeping your identity hidden? Suspicious.

Bunny:
I don't think my identity really matters here. I'm just here to support all of you emotionally and mentally. Let's focus on you! 😊

Toga:
Sounds like someone's hiding something juicy! Come on, Bunny, we share all sorts of things here! Your turn! 😍

Bunny:
I'd rather not. 😅

Twice:
SUSPECT. TOTALLY SUSPECT. YOU WON'T EVEN TELL US YOUR NAME? NOT EVEN A LITTLE HINT?

Bunny:
You can just call me Bunny! That's a hint, right? 🐰

Dabi:
That's not a hint. That's avoidance.

Shigaraki:
We're villains. Secrets don't work with us, Bunny. Spill it. Who are you?

Bunny:
I think we're supposed to be focusing on your issues, not mine. Therapy is a safe space for you guys, not an interrogation room for me.

Toga:
Oooh, someone's getting defensive! I like that! 😘

Dabi:
Boundaries, Bunny. We're gonna test 'em.

Bunny:
Please don't. 😨

Toga:
What's your quirk? Does it have something to do with bunnies? Are you cute? Are you fluffy? 😍

Bunny:
I... uh... I'm not answering that. 😳

Twice:
CUTE? FLUFFY? NOW I WANT TO KNOW TOO. MAYBE YOU'RE A LITTLE RABBIT PERSON. OR MAYBE YOU'RE GIANT AND SCARY. I'M CONFUSED!

Spinner:
I'm not sure we should trust someone whose face we haven't seen. What if Bunny's a spy? Or a hero?

Shigaraki:
If Bunny's a spy, I'll kill them.

Bunny:
Whoa, let's not go that far! I'm here to help, I promise! No spies, no heroes. Just therapy! 😅

Dabi:
Sounds exactly like what a spy would say.

Toga:
Or a hero undercover! 😍 Oh, Bunny, are you a secret hero trying to turn us good?! You're not going to brainwash me, are you? 😋

Bunny:
No! I swear I'm just a therapist! I don't even know how to brainwash anyone!

Twice:
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SOMEONE WHO CAN BRAINWASH PEOPLE WOULD SAY. I DON'T TRUST YOU! WAIT, MAYBE I DO. NO, DEFINITELY DON'T!

Bunny:
Okay, you're all kind of... overwhelming me. Let's just take a deep breath and—

Shigaraki:
No more deflecting. Tell us something real, or I'm kicking you out of the group.

Bunny:
Um... I like... bunnies? 😅

Dabi:
That's pathetic.

Toga:
You're adorable! I bet you are a cute little bunny person! ❤️

Shigaraki:
I'll give you one more chance before I block you. Tell us something useful.

Bunny:
I... have green hair?

Dabi:
Wait.

Toga:
GREEN HAIR? OMG, I LOVE IT! 😍

Shigaraki:
Hold up. Green hair? That sounds familiar.

Dabi:
Yeah. It does. Too familiar.

Spinner:
Bunny, where exactly are you from?

Bunny:
Look, I'm not here to talk about myself! I'm here to help you guys with your issues!

Shigaraki:
I think you're our issue now.

Toga:
Wait, wait, wait! Let's not scare off Bunny! Green hair is a great start! What else? Eyes? Do you have cute bunny eyes? 🐰

Bunny:
Um... they're... green too?

Dabi:
You've got to be kidding me.

Shigaraki:
This has to be some kind of joke.

Toga:
This just makes me love Bunny even more! Green hair and green eyes? I'm obsessed! 😍

Bunny:
Okay, maybe we should take a break here—😅

Dabi:
You're hiding something. And I'm gonna find out what.

Twice:
IT'S SO SUSPICIOUS. TOO SUSPICIOUS! BUT ALSO FUN. WE SHOULD MAKE A GAME OUT OF IT!

Spinner:
If Bunny's lying, we're gonna find out. Right, Shigaraki?

Shigaraki:
Definitely.

Bunny:
Guys, I think this is counterproductive to your emotional well-being! 😨

Toga:
I want to know more! Bunny, come on, let's hang out! We can paint each other's nails, talk about blood, and bond! 🩸❤️

Bunny:
I'm... really busy with my therapy work... 😅

Shigaraki:
If you're hiding something, I'll figure it out. And when I do, you're dead.

Bunny:
Let's not jump to conclusions here! This is just a group chat for support, remember? No need to make it all... murdery. 😅

Dabi:
You're on thin ice, Bunny.

Toga:
I'll protect you, Bunny! If anyone tries to hurt you, I'll just take a little bit of their blood and—💉

Bunny:
Please don't. 😳

Shigaraki:
This chat is over for now, but don't think we're done with you, Bunny. We'll be watching.

Bunny:
Great... looking forward to it. 😰