Our Therapist Bunny (Chatfic)

Kidnap Plans on Hold

Izuku (Bunny):
You finally made the right call, Shigaraki. But you better hold up your end, or I won't hesitate to turn this place upside down.

Shigaraki:
Tch. Don't push your luck, kid.

Dabi:
So, Bunny... what do you really think is gonna happen if you keep acting all tough?

Izuku (Bunny):
I'm not acting. This is me being nice. You really don't want to see what happens when I stop playing nice.

Toga:
You're so cute when you're mad! Bunny, you should stay forever, and we can have all the fun together! 🖤

Twice:
You think we can just let him go after all this? I'm seeing him as a flight risk! LOCK HIM DOWN! OR MAYBE LET HIM GO! I CAN'T DECIDE!

Kurogiri:
Midoriya, I can explain everything. This misunderstanding—Shigaraki got ahead of himself. We won't harm you.

Izuku (Bunny):
Won't harm me? That's the plan now? Because locking someone in a room feels like harm to me.

Shigaraki:
It was a test. A precaution. You wouldn't understand.

Izuku (Bunny):
I understand perfectly. But here's what you need to understand—if you ever try this again, I'm making sure you regret it. That's not a threat, it's a promise.

Dabi:
This kid's got fire. I like it. Too bad you're on the wrong side. You'd be a lot more fun with us.

Izuku (Bunny):
Not interested, Dabi. I've got my own plans.

Shigaraki:
Oh, we'll see about that. You think you can just walk out of here without considering what we have to offer? You'd fit right in with us.

Toga:
Bunny as a villain? Yesss! He'd look amazing all covered in blood. 💕 We can give him a makeover and everything!

Izuku (Bunny):
...Do I need to remind you why I'm here? You're not turning me into one of you, and if you keep pushing, you'll have more problems than you can handle.

Spinner:
Can we all calm down? Midoriya's clearly not gonna cooperate if we keep pushing him like this.

Twice:
COOPERATE?! KIDNAP?! WE CAN'T CHOOSE! HE'LL BLOW US UP IF WE'RE NOT CAREFUL!

Compress:
Midoriya, forgive the chaos. They get a little... excitable. Perhaps we should reset this conversation. You're here to help us, aren't you?

Izuku (Bunny):
That's what I signed up for. But you're not making this easy.

Kurogiri:
Midoriya, I'll ensure you're no longer treated as a prisoner. We'll return things to a more... professional relationship.

Shigaraki:
Professional, sure. But make no mistake, Bunny. You're not leaving until I say so. I don't care if you're here as a therapist or whatever. You're too interesting to let walk away.

Izuku (Bunny):
You can try, Shigaraki. But remember—I haven't called in backup yet.

Toga:
Ooooh, I can't wait to see who you'd bring! More cute heroes to stab! 🖤

Shigaraki:
Toga, you're not helping.

Izuku (Bunny):
Backup would be the least of your concerns if you keep pushing me. Just keep that in mind next time you try something this stupid.

UA Staff Group Chat: "Emergency Alert"

Members: Aizawa, All Might, Midnight, Nezu, Present Mic, Vlad King, Recovery Girl, Cementoss

Midnight:
Uh... we've got a situation. I just saw Midoriya being... kidnapped? By the League of Villains?

Aizawa:
What?! How did that happen?

Nezu:
Midnight, are you sure? This is serious.

Midnight:
100% sure. They grabbed him, and now he's gone. I tried following them, but they disappeared. Kurogiri was with them.

All Might:
This cannot stand. We must retrieve him immediately!

Present Mic:
Wait, wait. Why would they kidnap Midoriya? What do they want with him?

Midnight:
I have no idea. But we need to figure it out before they do something crazy.

Aizawa:
We can't let this escalate. Nezu, we need to assemble a team, now.

Nezu:
I agree. This is an urgent matter. All Might, Aizawa, Midnight—begin the search. We must find him before it's too late.

Cementoss:
Is there any clue as to where they took him?

Midnight:
None. But I'm sure we'll find something. We can't let them keep him.

League of Villains Group Chat: "Is Bunny Dangerous?"

Shigaraki:
I still think we can convince him to join us.

Dabi:
Convince him? Have you seen how pissed off he is? If we don't let him go, we're getting roasted.

Toga:
Roasted Bunny... I like the sound of that! 🔪

Izuku (Bunny):
If any of you come near me again, Toga, especially you, you'll regret it. I promise.

Twice:
OH GOD HE'S SERIOUS! WE'RE GONNA DIE!