Shigaraki:
Midoriya... huh. You've been toying with us this whole time?
Bunny:
Uh, no... not toying. I was just trying to keep things professional. You know, therapy and all. 😅
Dabi:
I don't buy it. You've been playing this cute bunny act while spying on us.
Bunny:
That's... not what's happening here! 😨
Toga:
Deku! Why didn't you just say so?! I'd have been sooo much nicer to you! 💕 Now I'm definitely coming for you! 🥰
Bunny:
You know, I'm starting to feel like my boundaries are being a little... trampled here. 😐
Shigaraki:
Trampled? You've been lying to us the whole time! We're done with this. Time to pay up.
Bunny:
Pay up? Look, I've been patient, but if you keep pushing, you're really not going to like what happens next. 🤨
Twice:
WAIT, WAIT! WHAT DOES HE MEAN? PAY UP HOW? WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? I'M NERVOUS NOW, BUT ALSO EXCITED! ARE WE GETTING A SHOW?!!?!
Dabi:
What, you gonna come out here and fight us, Bunny Boy?
Bunny:
Fight you? No, no, no. Fighting is such an ugly word. But maybe a reminder is in order... just so we're clear on how things work around here. 😊
Spinner:
What's that supposed to mean?
Bunny:
Oh, nothing serious... just a little demonstration of boundaries. 😏
Toga:
Oooh, Deku! What kind of demonstration? Show me! Show me! 🩸
Suddenly, the lights in their hideout flicker. A loud crashing sound echoes through the chat, like something heavy smashing against the walls.
Twice:
IS THIS HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE?!?! DID YOU GUYS JUST HEAR THAT?!!
Dabi:
What the hell...?
Bunny:
That? Oh, that's just me stretching my legs. You see, you've all been very nosy about who I am, and that's fine, but pushing too far can be... dangerous. 😊
Shigaraki:
Dangerous for who?
Bunny:
Well, for starters, I'm still in control of this little chat, aren't I? How do you think I got in here in the first place? I didn't exactly get invited. 😏
Toga:
OMG, he's hacking! Deku's a hacker too! He's so cool! 😍
Bunny:
No hacking needed, Toga. I'm just really good at getting places. And if you keep prying, I might have to pay a little visit to each of you. 😁
Spinner:
Wait, wait... visit us how? You don't even know where we are!
Bunny:
Are you sure about that? You see, I've been keeping an eye on things this whole time. If I wanted to, I could show up right outside your door and—well, let's just say we'd have a very different conversation in person. 😊
The lights flicker again. A few seconds of complete darkness. When they return, a chill runs through the room.
Twice:
HOLY—IS HE HERE?! IS HE WATCHING US RIGHT NOW?! 😱
Dabi:
This kid's bluffing. You think you can scare us with some cheap tricks?
Bunny:
Cheap tricks? No, I prefer the term psychological warfare. 😉
Shigaraki:
I'm starting to think you're more trouble than you're worth, Deku.
Bunny:
Oh, but I am worth it, Shigaraki. You just don't realize it yet. You wanted to push me? Consider yourselves pushed back. Keep questioning me, and I'll turn your little hideout into rubble. You remember how I handled Overhaul, right? Let's not make this personal. 😏
Toga:
OMG, I love this side of you, Deku! So intense! Can you come over? Pretty please?! 🥰
Bunny:
Toga, that's not happening. Boundaries, remember? 😅
Kurogiri:
Perhaps we should all calm down. Bunny—or rather, Midoriya—was invited here for a reason.
Shigaraki:
Kurogiri, are you seriously still standing by this?
Kurogiri:
I am. We needed someone to help us... and look, despite all the chaos, Midoriya hasn't betrayed us yet. He's clearly capable. Perhaps this is an opportunity we shouldn't waste.
Dabi:
An opportunity? You want us to work with this guy?
Shigaraki:
Are you saying we should recruit him?
Kurogiri:
Think about it. If he can handle us and still keep his cool... maybe he's more valuable than we thought. We could use someone with his skills. Perhaps we can turn this to our advantage.
Toga:
Yes! Yes! Let's bring Deku into the fold! Imagine what we could do together! It'd be soooo much fun! 😘
Bunny:
Uh... what now? 😳
Shigaraki:
You heard him. You've been trying to get into our heads, and maybe it's time we get into yours. If you're as strong as you say, you're either with us... or you're our enemy. No more middle ground.
Bunny:
That's not exactly the arrangement I signed up for... 😅
Dabi:
Well, you're here now, Bunny. And you know too much. It's either join us, or you'll regret crossing paths with the League of Villains.
Twice:
YEAH! JOIN US OR FACE THE WRATH OF—WAIT, IS THIS A THREAT OR A RECRUITMENT?! I'M LOST BUT ALSO EXCITED!
Toga:
Please say yes, Deku! We'll have so much fun together! ❤️
Bunny:
You guys... really aren't giving me much of a choice here, huh?
Shigaraki:
Nope.
Bunny:
...Fine. But only on my terms. You don't control me, got it?
Dabi:
Oh, we'll see about that.
Toga:
Yay!! Deku's one of us now! 💖
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Our Therapist Bunny (Chatfic)
FanfictionOne wrong move.... One wrong person.... Or not? Aktually Kurogiri did invite a therapists which should help the LOV without knowing them. Said person was supposed to be a clueless person but not a hero.... even less a hero in training or a person th...
