Shigaraki:
Alright, Bunny. Now that you've agreed, we'll need to get you... acclimated to how things work around here. 😈
Bunny:
Um, can I just say that I'm feeling a little ambushed right now? 😅
Dabi:
You should feel ambushed. You played us, and now you're gonna pay for it.
Bunny:
Wait, what happened to recruitment? This is starting to sound more like an initiation ritual. 😨
Twice:
INITIATION? OH NO, DO WE HAVE TO HAZE HIM? I'M NOT READY FOR THIS, BUT ALSO SO READY. WHAT DO WE DO FIRST? THROW HIM IN A CAGE?! 😱
Toga:
I vote we play a game! A blood game! 🩸
Bunny:
Why does everything with you involve blood, Toga? 😳
Toga:
Because blood is love, silly! 😘
Bunny:
Noted... and avoided. 😅
Shigaraki:
Enough with the jokes. If you're with us, you're not just here for therapy sessions. You're gonna be useful.
Bunny:
Oh, I'm very useful. I just didn't think this was a full-time job. 🫠
Dabi:
Well, it is now. And we're going to make sure you earn your keep. First things first, we need to know exactly what you can do, Bunny Boy.
Bunny:
You already know what I can do. I'm pretty sure I've scared you guys enough with that little show earlier. 😏
Shigaraki:
That's just the beginning. I want to see it for real. We're putting you on a job.
Bunny:
Job? What kind of job?
Shigaraki:
A villain job. You're gonna help us break into a high-security facility, and if you screw it up, you're out. Got it?
Bunny:
Um... okay. 😬
Toga:
Ooooh, I hope there's lots of guards! Can I drink their blood, Deku? Pleeeease?! 🩸
Bunny:
Toga, you're really gonna need to tone that down. 😳
Toga:
Awww, you're no fun! 😡
Bunny:
I'm plenty fun. I just prefer not to be drenched in other people's fluids, thanks.
Dabi:
Sounds like we've got ourselves a soft one. You sure you can handle this, Bunny? You're not gonna run back to your hero friends?
Bunny:
Let's just say I'm capable of handling a lot more than you think. But if you're trying to test me, I'd suggest not underestimating me. 😏
Shigaraki:
We'll see about that. The plan goes down tomorrow night. You'll need to keep up.
Spinner:
Wait, what if Bunny betrays us? We don't even know who he's really loyal to!
Bunny:
I already told you, I'm here for the long haul. But if you keep questioning me like that, I might have to rethink my loyalty. 😒
Twice:
OH NO, DID WE MESS UP ALREADY? IS BUNNY GONNA LEAVE US BECAUSE OF SPINNER?! I BLAME SPINNER!!
Spinner:
HEY! It's not my fault! I'm just being cautious!
Bunny:
Relax, Spinner. I'm not leaving. But seriously, let's stop acting like we're all on a reality TV show. Can we focus on the job?
Dabi:
Alright, fine. Tomorrow night. You better be ready.
Toga:
I can't wait! Deku, we'll make such a great team! 🩸
Bunny:
Right... teamwork. Can't wait. 😅
Kurogiri:
Let's all settle down. Bunny has agreed to help us, and as long as he proves himself, we'll welcome him into the fold. But remember, this mission is critical. There's no room for error.
Bunny:
I won't let you down. Just tell me what I need to know, and I'll handle it.
Shigaraki:
Good. We'll send you the details soon. Until then, don't get any ideas about betraying us.
Bunny:
Noted. Just... don't expect me to be your personal errand boy. I have my limits. 😏
Toga:
Awww, but you'd be such a cute errand boy, Deku! You can run my errands any time! 💕
Bunny:
Yeah, I'm gonna pass on that one. 😳
Dabi:
This is gonna be fun. I'm really looking forward to seeing what you're made of, Bunny.
Bunny:
You and me both, Dabi. Let's just hope you can keep up. 😉
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Our Therapist Bunny (Chatfic)
FanfictionOne wrong move.... One wrong person.... Or not? Aktually Kurogiri did invite a therapists which should help the LOV without knowing them. Said person was supposed to be a clueless person but not a hero.... even less a hero in training or a person th...
